If I ever get a husband, I want him to be a man who rolls his jeans up 8 inches.

Called out for what? Being correct?

Give every woman a grappling hook

my review of Obsession (Curry Barker 2026)

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

Caviar bump kit - $58

I know what you need...

There's a good chance you'll need one but just see what the forecast says

I got punched in the head lol

Nothing like a nice full cup of beer before the hardcore show. Nobody is even standing in the middle of the venue so there's plenty of room. Nothing can go wrong.

Wait, what?

Buzzballz presents: Lilith Fair 2027

Get a shitty one off Facebook marketplace for like $50

PlayStation titties

Missing LA today ❤️‍🩹

if any chicagoans just got a spam text about the hemp ban please know the org is run by a florida maga vivek guy

Writing a manga about the Nebraska men's NCAA basketball team

Wasn't that the point?

Nice jacket

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

That scene at the end of the 1st Dr Strange movie where he uses the time stone to trap Dormmamu into an endless loop of killing him, but it's just me trying to remember some gay guy's name at a bar.

A fingerling potato half that looks like a cock and balls

This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!

The Denver airport is the hellmouth of the United States

Product idea: Sapphic™️ branded Stud Finder

Getting nice and fat for the clothing optional spa tomorrow

Gross!

this might hurt a lot of friends' feelings but chicago bulls fans display a level of "it's so over / we're so back" histrionics that i mainly associate with the philadelphia eagles

Hey Chris, wtf does that mean?

I want it so crazy you open my third eye

Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun