They're more interested in eating grass but it was a nice time today

When the stars and weather align, following these two paths on our walk could absolutely lead you to other worlds

we all know I have no life, so:

"I'm an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain"

Tree of Life but midichlorians

Guess I'm just a pale leg rest for paws now. Feat. brand new socks

Salute to an all-time tweet

Hyping myself up in the mirror like

It works much faster than laying them on the A/C vent, which was my first idea

Also hang them in the closet when they're wet and wedge the hair dryer in the mostly-closed door way to hot box and dry em out quicker

Oh and I updated the sign for today

S.P.i.C.E Spring 2026 ( @savspice.bsky.social ) day 2 starts soon. I'm the one by the window, heroically deflecting Earth's yellow sun from an unsuspecting populace. I'll be here until 10 PM tonight and then I plan to collapse

YOU HONOR ME

Post a Superman

Wait, what was Al Borland's catchphrase on Home Improvement, again? "Tim, you ignorant slut", something like that?

In the US you can't even take off a day to care for an ill human lmao

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

I should revisit the Kings Watch comics ...

I was just thinking about this gang the other day. Something is in the wind

All I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men.

The chair recognizes Senator Shitto for his amendment

I can only see one of the two people's profiles and a lot of his work is minimalist and vector-ized photo assets. Some of it definitely makes me think hmm might have a little dollop of slop in the DNA too though, so you may be right about the Celebration poster featuring the combination of the two

Two art directors are now claiming credit for it on Instagram and saying there's no AI in it. I remain skeptical

This is the biggest giveaway for me now -- lack of credit(s). If someone singlehandedly originated this, you have to believe that they would at least get a credit, or claim it. The official SW post just says refers to it as "key art" with no names. Smells like slop

Third friend weighs in: "They nailed you. Especially with robin. I was thinking like if Peter Quill had a brother! Funny, with a touch of gadgetry to feed your creative side."

Well SHEESH

I just want people to have healthcare, schooling, food, and a place to sleep with as little stress about those choices as possible man.

a man in a suit shakes hands with a robot in a black suit ALT: a man in a suit shakes hands with a robot in a black suit

Aka GAZERBEAM

In response to the above, I asked another friend what she thought. I got this

In the same way that I believe you shouldn't be allowed to run for President if you haven't previously run for/won/finished a full term in SOME elected office, the same should apply to the Senate.