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Posts by TessThe5th

On a serious note though, ts sucks, especially when I have Steam Guard on, but it seems nothing too major was affected. Went ahead and changed my steam and email pws.

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I get home yesterday and my steam account seemingly got hacked enough to wipe my entire friends list, but didn't kick me out of the Monster Hunter World group chat.

And that's how I know Monster Hunter World is goated.

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Live with more #ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9 Hopefully I lose no more years off my lifespan with how spooky this damn game is.

twitch.tv/TessThe5th

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Oh God not this DSP guy lmaoooo I can only process him being an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body so I can stop wondering why he acts like an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body

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lol all good!!! All is forgiven if I can just get a little pinch of a corner piece off dat sammich 🤭

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

The weather has finally gotten warm enough to shovel snow and ice from around my car.

These 8 days of no work have allowed me to get so much recording & video editing done. I'm gonna miss this amount of off time until my birthday week. 😭

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Cloud!!! Not this popping up on my discover page lol

Pleathe, let me get a corner piece. I cook, I clean, I can recite the alphabets backwards 😭 Jokes aside, it looks so delicious

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

So yeah, when a psycho joins a branch like ICE and compares what they're doing to Call of Duty, the government isn't just complicit in signing their paychecks, they're in part to blame for the mindset that inspires someone to join ICE in the first place in more ways than one.

2 months ago 3 1 0 0

Multiple US military branches spend millions on advertising through eSports specifically. Several have run eSports teams/orgs. The Department of Defense maintains relationships with entertainment companies to assist them in exchange for games making the US look more favorable.

2 months ago 2 1 1 0

Seeing a lot of people talk about violent video games and like

For all the hubbub about "video games causing violence" from the government they really don't talk much about how the military actually, ya know, advertises and spends money and resources on how they present *to gamers*.

2 months ago 5 1 1 0
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I have been up like a madman this entire weekend working on scripts for 5 Expedition 33 videos.

I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King

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Also, for this game to have 100 characters you can date, I'm both surprised and not surprised that the voice acting is STACKED

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An African inspired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble the working parts of a piano. Her name is Keyes.

An African inspired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble the working parts of a piano. Her name is Keyes.

A pink haired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble a bed with mattress like pants and a brassiere resembling bed slats. Her name is Betty.

A pink haired woman whose clothes are designed to resemble a bed with mattress like pants and a brassiere resembling bed slats. Her name is Betty.

A man wearing a fiber-like bath robe, pants, and a high top fade similar to a pompadour. The texture imitating that of towels. His name is Tyrell.

A man wearing a fiber-like bath robe, pants, and a high top fade similar to a pompadour. The texture imitating that of towels. His name is Tyrell.

A couple, from left to right: an orange haired woman whose clothes resemble a laundry hamper while carrying a basket full of clothes on her back. Her name is Harper. The young black-haired man to her right is wearing a variety of articles of clothing stacked on top of each other. His name is Dirk.

A couple, from left to right: an orange haired woman whose clothes resemble a laundry hamper while carrying a basket full of clothes on her back. Her name is Harper. The young black-haired man to her right is wearing a variety of articles of clothing stacked on top of each other. His name is Dirk.

Did not think I would get hooked on a dating sim in 2026 but here I am lol. Puns & character designs will always be my weakness. Also it's funny asf.

My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes)

🎮: #DateEverything!

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✨ New year, more peace ✨

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GOTY? Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Says Yes | Review
GOTY? Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Says Yes | Review YouTube video by TessThe5th

Done with my final game review for 2025. This game is one hell of a gem that's more than deserving of Game of the Year. Very happy to play it, very sad to finish it.

Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join!

💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️

- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.

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I vividly remember waking up one Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with snow on the ground as a kid, so the fact it is 74 degrees rn is hard to comprehend as an adult

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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This already has a game??!!!!!

...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt.

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing???

LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights

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Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!"

....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes.

Did I mention it's funny asf 😂

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Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again.

Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th

4 months ago 3 1 0 0

Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊

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Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better!

twitch.tv/mcmoblin

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Finally finished Expedition 33.

Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.

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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

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It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲

I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual

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ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!!

Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals

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I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo

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