ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed . Alt: ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed .

I’m off on Monday and my clients all know who I am

Maybe being dumb was a better choice

Hi so I’m 50% dumb, 50% 92%ing

I know he said the Pope was weak on crime and had some blasphemous ass AI slop, but what’s with the doctors in religious garb?

Smash burgers are shrinkflation disguised as a cooking technique

I showed @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social the view from my office cuck chair and now I get nervous every time someone backs into a space in front of my window

A pointed toe flat looks more polished and chic

I bought a bunch of Native and Rothy’s pre-lockdown and I still wear them. Cute pointed toe shoes that look good with jeans or dresses

Not ADHD, but it’s freeing to feel good after finding something that works. It’s also good that I never made my diagnosis my personality so I didn’t feel so attached (I guess that’s more of a difference or being born with it and having developed it/triggered it as an adult)

Seeing all the thick lady love here today warms my heart

Get into it

Jeopardy question “skinny women can do this for you”

Tom Hanks answering “what is not a damn thing”

This administration is literally just cockblocked me someone must pay

Yeah because yes she shits herself but I also know that Zanesville was the pottery capital of the world at one point

Finding out I have a bone spur and being 43 feels poetic today

Just invited the entire bar to fight me over Tom Jones

Photo of a television screen. Text says “rate real time with Bill Maher” “we’ll use this to improve your recommendations”. Three options are shown: love, like, and not for me. Not for me is selected and below “got it. We won’t recommend this title”

I think I’ve uncovered a miracle

We?

friday.

Screenshot of the album art for Only by Nicki Minaj featuring Drake, Lil Wayne, and Chris Brown

Allow me to show you the most cursed song in recent music history

It needs to be at least 70° warmer for me to consider it

Stunning Black woman in a colorful bedroom wearing a black and white houndstooth coat with red accents and holding a black and white houndstooth carpetbag

Shit’s bleak so here I am in close to my final form. I’m a LSU fan’s nightmare (love you @donachaidh.bsky.social you know I just want everyone to have fun)

Noooooooooooooooope (also hi I miss you)

a woman with a pen in her mouth is smiling ALT: a woman with a pen in her mouth is smiling

The best answer for why am I like this is Troop Beverly Hills. Phyllis Nefler is far too often left out of the extravagant women of the ‘80’s conversation

Remember how New Yorkers tried to warn everyone about Trump? Same same but Californians re Gavin. No more soulless narcissists in office pls kthx.

I fear this is even too organized for whatever they are doing

Hungry Hungry Hippos has clearly defined rules even if it is a bit chaotic

I don’t think this is the year for a dry January

At least you can cook?

@mostlymartha.bsky.social I’m hoping you’ve watched Heated Rivalry

Oh I forgot to mention this incredibly important thing: Oscar Meyer sponsored the episode

“The turkey is integrated” is a sentence I would never expect to hear in my life but as of this morning I know it’s been said