We just might vibe then
#ADHD #AuDHD #Neurodivergent

Just had a kid whisper, "William Afton" when looking at me as we walked past one another in public. #fnaf

Procrastination is the art of making something into more than it is until it expands into more than it needs to be. And I am its Leonardo da Vinci 🎨

You all ready to celebrate "No Kings" Day tomorrow?

#OhWait #NoKings #NoTyrants #IndependenceFromWhatAgain

Mark Chang alien from Fairly OddParents dressed as a biblically accurate angel

*Angel appears before
shepherds tending to their flocks in the fields*

Angel: "PuNY hUmANs - heh heh - dO noT FEaR!"

Doc said I'm incredibly artistic and morbidly a beast

"WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!?!"

This made me audibly chuckle

I will say, he offered some wonderful contributions to the topic while awake. A very learned individual 📚

Led today's therapy group with a baby in my arms and boy did it make for some bittersweet nostalgia; I forgot how much I missed mine being that little ❤️

#Parenting #DadLife #BittersweetNostalgia #MahHeart

I was on my boat late last night & thought I heard a scrabbling noise coming from outside. I saw movement out of the corner of my eye & looked up to see a fox had come through my open boat hatch & was climbing into my bed!

Little one's phone screen broke the other day and she's been devastated. She'd rather us repair it than get her a new one, but the repair costs about as much as much as a new phone.

I have long wondered about Google Pixels - you're my only insight into those. But I can't do small screens. I wish I could find a phone that was the size of a small tablet. My hands and fingers are too awkward for texting on tiny keyboards, plus I'd like a bigger screen for reading/videos.

"I gave her my [help with election]... she gave me a [leave now]."

#AI #Trump #Elon #SayAnything #TheGirliesAreFighting

~ Be so confident in your weirdness that it makes others question their conventionality ~

You can't say 'fart' without 'art' 🤌

Sitting back to relax after a long week

How it feels after leaving the gym on arm day

Also, I too come running when I hear a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor. That beat is 🔥

I see myself as a shark -- not for their predatory nature, but because if they stop moving they die, and as a member of the working class I find this 100% relatable.

I would plan a vacation to witness this in person

Absolutely not 😡

"Okay babe, but would 𝘺𝘰𝘶 love 𝘮𝘦 if you were a worm?"

It's been a minute. How have you lovely individuals been lately? ❤️

We're all the couch now, huh? 🛋

What's something you've done that you're proud of lately?

#Philosophy #MotherOfAllSciences

It's giving don't.

Teach your children to respect the bodily autonomy of others.