Spending most of my time on Threads these days. Pop over and say hi. @michaelwheby over there.

The Baltimore Orioles play a game baseball again today.

I thought this was an Onion article.

But, alas…

I’m sure there’s a correlation to the % of men who consider themselves single. Hard to share work if you have nobody to share it with.

What does the government predict will happen to crime rates when you restrict food stamps and Medicaid in severe low-income areas? Think they’ll improve because everyone will suddenly be working?

When people are sick, hungry, and without options, they’ll do whatever they have to do to survive.

How are we supposed to host the World Cup with all this fuckery?

Im starting to think the Orioles might not be any good this season…

Do something, then try to be funny.

Joel Embiid doing a Sketchers commercial NOW is hilarious about 3 different ways. Washed player selling Bo-Bo basketball shoes in the NBAs offseason. 😂 😆.

Man, deGromm is so good. When he’s healthy it’s the closest thing you’re going to find to Pedro Martinez. As long as he’s healthy, they’re a team to look out for at the deadline.

VANCE: "Our view has been very clear that we don't want a regime change."
 
HEGSETH: "This mission was not and has not been about regime change."
 
RUBIO: Regime change is "certainly not the goal of what we're working on here."
 
TRUMP:

Shades of KD a few years ago. Heartbreaking. Tough to watch.

The ESPN NBA pre-game panel is comically bad. Embarrassingly predictable. It’s like they’re just reading NBA MadLibs.

(Except Maleka, she’s alright)

Beating the yankees feels like when you see a cop trip on the sidewalk

Incredible play here. The vertical when the ball hits his glove. The speed or the transfer. Making a throw that accurate from that angle…chef’s kiss!

He’s a national treasure

Also, what’s it gonna take in a trade to get him? 🤷‍♂️

Get this Mangum dude the fuuuuuuuuck away from our team!

-Yankees
-Blue Jays (mostly John Schneider’s big dumb face)
-Sawx
-Tampa (and both of their stadiums)

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The police were ‘ravaged’?!?! 😂

I can’t wait to see what Jackson’s going to look like after another 500-600 ABs. I think it’s going to be great!

Second verse, same as the first!

They must have gotten ‘tired of winning’…

Super underrated album. ‘There, There’ is an S-Tier Radiohead song! Top 5 in their catalog. 2+2. Sail to The Moon. Lots of really superb stuff on this album!

God I hate to do this, but, how many episodes of JRE are up? An average of 1.6m if the denominator is 280 is a lot more impressive than a single video getting 3m views.

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😢

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Deep exhale and back to bed to sleep peacefully. Then, figure out how to drive again without Waze…

“Both sides are bad”

Sir one side is stomping on unarmed people with horses…