Pretending he is so asleep he cant hear me or feel me pushing him to move. He also now weighs 2000lbs.
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Tuxedo cat lying on her left side atop a gray quilt on the bed, her front paws curled out and her mouth wide open in a yawn
“Kiki, back in the DAY, some renters couldn’t keep pets!”
(yawns) “WHAT day, human?”
“Imagine ME 40 years ago…not having a cat to take care of!”
“Uh-huh…And why SHOULD I?”
“Kiki, you’re lucky you came into my life THESE days—not back in the day!”
“The LUCKIEST days are with me, human!” (snores)
*In the 1970s.
Really? I wore bell bottom pants all the time, usually with wood-soled shoes with heels from 2-4" and never tripped on my pants.
You’ve all heard of biopsy. But what happens after?
Biomedical Scientist Yolly takes us inside a lab, where science turns cells into answers.
Together for health. #StandWithScience
Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
Here are the women who died unnecessarily for trump’s war (not that the cultists care) :
🇺🇸 Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39, of White Bear Lake, Minnesota
🇺🇸 Capt. Ariana G. Savino, 31, of Covington, Washington
🇺🇸 Tech. Sgt. Ashley B. Pruitt, 34, of Bardstown, Kentucky
#HonorTheFallen
#TrumpWar
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Catchy!
My friend's cat had one kitten. Just one little perfect kitten. This is so cute
Governor Tim Walz — "We are sick of this. A weak, reckless, Idiotic president just threw us into a war nobody asked for. No threat existed. No objectives were set. No exit plan exists. This is pure fascism." #cdnpoli
Agreed, but not too unusual here for us. I'm more concerned about the critical fire conditions we have even after Friday's heavy rain.
Baked in tiny Pullman pans! How cool! They look delicious.
Tuxedo cat sitting in small shoebox on beige carpet, looking out uncomfortably
“Kiki, does your new SHOEBOX feel good to you?”
“Actually, human, it’s a little bit TIGHT…so, it ain’t comfortable at all! Do you have it in a WIDER size?”
“Well, I MIGHT have one in the back!”
“Never mind, human. I’ll just BREAK it in!”
“OK, Kiki! As they say, ‘If the shoebox FITS, sit in it!’”
Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
Looks like what we had over the weekend. Saturday we had 19⁰ in the morning with a windchill of 3⁰. Good times. 🙄
Top view: Tuxedo cat lying in large rectangular box with catnip sprinkled nearby
“Human, were you in my ‘NIP stash?”
“Kiki, I bought you some NEW catnip, threw out the OLD stuff.”
“And when can I try it?”
“I read the label; it seems quite POTENT—and you’ll be STONED for up to a half-hour.”
“What time is it NOW, human?”
“Four-twenty, Kiki. So, you should be FINE by dinner!”
A stray orange cat in Thailand moved into a bar. The owners got him a QR code so that customers can buy him food and cat treats.
Dudes. As a society we taught young women to walk with keys between their fingers in dark parking lots and to carry pepper spray in their purse.
So yes. I’m asking you to be responsible for the actions of other men. After all, that’s what you’ve asked of women for centuries.
It’s your turn.
Tuxedo cat sitting atop a carpeted cat tree tower, with her paws tucked under her body and her eyes passing judgment at you
“Human, I’m starting a new CLUB for all my kitty fans!”
“A club, Kiki? What KIND?”
“We’ll PRAISE each other about our wit…beauty…brains.”
“A mutual ADMIRATION society! I’LL join! I ALWAYS praise you!”
“Nope!”
“Why NOT, Kiki?”
“Human, you ain’t a KITTY! And I ain’t got any praise to give YOU!”
Tuxedo cat sitting on black and white carpeted footstool with cubbyhole and looking up at you with warm eyes
“Kiki, you like to get near me to WARM you!”
“You’re a HEAT source, human!”
“But if I pet you, I feel cold FUR!”
“My floof helps keep ME warmer. Ain’t gonna help YOU!”
“Physically, maybe—but there’s ANOTHER way that it does.”
“What, human?”
“I DO get a warm feeling near you, Kiki…in my HEART!”
Egg fried rice
Tuxedo cat sitting on beige carpet looking down at a red dot in front of her
“Kiki, RED DOT ALERT!”
“I SEE it, human! I’m gonna CATCH it!”
“Good luck!”
“I already TRAPPED it under my paw…No, wait! It’s gone!”
“It went over THERE!”
“Human, there’s some TRICK to this! I can chase it but can’t CATCH it!”
“Kiki, it’s like ANYTHING you want so bad! There’s ALWAYS a catch!”
NDT
Great to spend the evening with @neildegrassetyson.com and his reflections on science and science advocacy, also his support for #ScienceUnderSiege @michaelemann.bsky.social @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social
Tuxedo cat sitting atop dark blue and gold towels, looking at you and ready for a showdown
“Kiki, I need to dry my HANDS! Would you let me have a TOWEL?”
“I would, human…but I WON’T!”
“Then I have no choice! I’ll just PET you until I’m dry—and you’ll get wet and soapy!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
“I WOULD, Kiki! Or…would you please let me have a towel?”
“I would, human…and I guess I WILL!”
Where’s Pam Bondi?
Excellent!
Good morning, Millie says that she loves you
Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, a long-term study shows.
The new research is the first to measure community water fluoridation exposure during childhood and any potential impact on cognition up to age 80.
The results contradict RFK Jr. statements.
Big fluffy black and tan husky mix smiling in a pile of smushed pink and white magnolia blossoms that have been stepped on and rained on. ‘Tis the season.
goooood morning it is chilly and drizzly, but of course there were snacks for sharing, and this little lady got to lick a little kid on its way to daycare - so yes, you know it: Lucy Loved That Walk
Too bad you can't show up in person to rattle their cages. Customer service sucks 90% of the time.