POV photo I’m holding a bunch of multicoloured silicone eggs in my hand. I’ve got a thick silver chain brackets on. Hairy legs in background wearing white socks.

Gonna go play Easter Bunny and see how many silicone eggs I can fit in my ass.

Ps, Happy Easter 🐰

I really wanna try a realistic silicone mask and one of the muscle suits at some point. Looks like hella fun to transform into a completely different person for a couple of hours 🥵

Squeezing my latex covered bulge

Sundays are for lazy ending 👌

I thought you said happy Monday for a second and nearly had a heart attack 🤣

Hungover to FUCK ☠️
If anyone needs me I’ll be recovering in my pit and thinking about it my life choices like the gross little frog monster that I am

No for real. My mate’s husband is a history teacher and she was saying how he’s been seeing a disturbing rise in it all. Horrible.

I watched it yesterday and instantly regretted it, because what the actual fuck?!

Reminder: you don’t get to call yourself a himbo while also being a mean spirited little bitch. Pick a lane.

“This edible ain’t shit.”
15 minutes later:

Fucking cuuuute 🥰🐰

Horrifyingly cute tho 🥰

Sadly I’m about as talented with a paint brush as I am with particle physics. (fucking shite) 😭🤣

Cow bois do it best 🐮

Mooooooo

YES!

Cuuuuuute 🐮😍

How do ya'll artists cope with digital fatigue? Like, I spend all day at my desk doing work then when I finish I can't bare staring at the screen a minute longer, let alone long enough to produce a actual bit of art 🥲

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I love how fucking soft & jiggly silicone is 😭🥵

Selfie: wearing black & grey latex suit with paw print on front, heavy silver chain & lock and black silicone pup hood

Wruff 🐾

Selfie in black & grey latex suit with paw print design on front

Oh hai 🐾

For real. I hate hate hate the cheesy music overlay! 😭

a woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphone ALT: a woman in a pink top says yes yes yes in front of a microphone

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Nothing ruins a wank quite like the DPD delivery guy hammering aggressively on the front door 😠

Ew no. This dude has always given me bad vibes. I used to follow once upon a time but then it became pretty clear he was awful. I'm talking literal n@zi stuff/views. AVOID + BLOC.

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POV pic, wearing shiny neoprene wetsuit, hand griping semi-hard bulge.

🤿🤿 #WetsuitWednesday

Dialling up the uncanny valley vibes to level 10 here! 👌

Beat me to it! 🤣🙈