Your dog should be on a leash in public, for their safety and the safety & comfort of others.

Danny Devito meme from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He is driving a vehicle, looking and reaching over his shoulder to the back seat with a hard boiled egg. Text has been altered to say, "Can I offer you a nice egg in this joyful time?"

Christ is Risen!

Online crossword puzzle- hint reads "It isn't the same thing as gender", and the answer is sex. Another answer in the puzzle is "HRT" as an abbreviation for hormone replacement therapy

Whoever writes the online crossword puzzle for my local newspaper: I hope you spend the other parts of your life pissing off transphobes, too. 10/10

(And yes, 25 across is *that* HRT)

If anyone besides Trump was president we would all be able to focus on Artemis II news instead of the horrors.

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There are ways to argue with nuance and not engage in whataboutism- but the headline is inflammatory. It's almost like you want attention and clicks on your piece! Don't get upset when folks point out the firehose 🤷‍♀️

Flushing the toilet in the public bathroom over and over again because someone just answered a phone call

Two things can be true

The one key to being able to enjoy Bob Dylan is to pretend he died in 1977

Last Man on Earth has a storyline about this

The two genders

"Go to her" I whisper solemnly as I press the Send button in Outlook

Finding new & creative ways to bully me

At the airport, it is always 8 am, 5 pm, and midnight simultaneously.

But context is important

California to rename Cesar Chavez Day as Farmworkers Day following sexual abuse allegations Advocates and political leaders across the U.S. are working to reconcile the legacy of the long-admired Latino workers’ rights icon César Chavez with stunning allegations that he sexually abused girls...

Mfers will do anything else before recognizing a woman of color. Why can't we change the commemorations to honor Dolores Huerta?

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headline in a local paper which is folded up on a table so you can only see the legs of some women athletes but the headline beneath it reads "Husky women dancing again" beneath these headlines is "UW is a succeed and will place South Dakota st" and "Gonzaga men earn number three seed in West, will face Kennesaw St"

FINALLY some good news

Screenshot of the mini crossword puzzle. Clue for 9 across is "mascot for Aguefort Adventuring Academy in "Dimension 20" (hoot growl!) Answer is owlbear

@dimension20.dropout.tv Working on the mini crossword today, I had to stop and show my spouse lol

Literal clown shoes

Sam, where're you from?

restaurant called Gravy Train that smells really bad inside. unsafe

Boba yaga

Bonus points if it's a potato pancake

The more dogs I interact with the more I agree that Disney nailed it by naming one Goofy.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

A large black and white dog sleeps in his kennel surrounded by piles of blankets. The dog is laying on his back with his legs splayed out. The dog's about and one front paw are sticking out of the doorway of the kennel.

I mean look at this guy

There's so much going on, everywhere all the time, but then I remember that I have animals that live with me and are my friends and that's just delightful.

Clothes are just a series of tubes

If cats could drive they would still Uber everywhere (using your card)