Please, Mr Smoothdream was my father. Call me Can-Opener.

What happened when Neil Gorsuch was found to have plagiarized during his SCOTUS nomination.
The Times wrote zero articles.
The Post wrote two pieces, one denouncing the revelations as "politics of personal destruction."
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-campai...

desperately seeking santa 🎄

Found out it’s $3000 to get laser eye surgery and $300 to get laser hair removal so I’m just gonna get the hair removal on my eyebrows and scootch up a bit when they start.

Yup. The end product of toxic masculinity is never a happy man, it's an overgrown boy who constantly feels inadequate, is afraid of the whole world, can't express themselves, can't manage their emotions, and takes it out on everyone around them.

merry christmas y'all!!!

Clarence Thomas’s Clerks: An ‘Extended Family’ With Reach and Power The Supreme Court justice has built a network of former clerks who share messages, meals and a common vision — wielding influence at universities, law firms and the highest rungs of government.

clarence thomas’s clerks constitute a who’s-who of some of the worst people in this country, each of whom has put in tireless work to degrade american democracy for the sake of oligarchs and would-be authoritarians.

Only ten more sleeps!

my hair! im not supposed to get Drops of Jupiter in it!

to those working this Christmas thank you for your service real american flag: strippers, gas station employees, uber drivers, fire, ems, walmart employees, and the weed man

south austin xmas🎄✌🏼

if you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself

0 city hall reporters
0 labor reporters
0 civil rights reporters
0 police reporters
100000 Ivy League reporters

Someone help me my newspaper is dying

when there's a holiday sale at Le Creuset but supplies are limited

Pharmacies share medical data with police without a warrant, inquiry finds Findings of a congressional inquiry raise privacy concerns as some states seek to criminalize abortion.

New: Cops are going into pharmacies and walking out with people's most sensitive health information. No warrant or judge review. Comes at a time when women's health care is being criminalized.

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Jane Fonda, Cannes, 1978

the community service should be beating more racists with chairs

Abortion ban "exceptions" don't exist. They never existed. Not for rape. Not for incest. Not for the life of the mother. The only people they're designed to protect is the politicians who tout them as a fraudulent defense of an inhumane policy. Exceptions are a talking point and nothing else.

i really pulled back on using social media this year. am i healthier because of it? no. but have i stopped really caring about missing out on memes and drama? i have not. BUT did i learn a ton about myself? again, not really

one thing to remember is that conservatives have been trying to dismantle higher ed once anyone not a white man could enroll.

once women and POC were accepted and hired, they've been framing universities as left wing institutions when the truth is the complete opposite

Liza the Lagotto Romagnolo resting on your belly and staring into your eyes, providing you with quiet emotional strength on this Sunday evening

Liza

i don't know why this is so hard for people. biweekly means you are attracted to your own week and also other weeks

well i guess i'm thinking about this picture of george clooney again

this was supposed to be a film about you a film about making a film or not making one i guess directed by juan barquin starring juan barquin & [redacted] shot by juan barquin & edward santander 35mm…

After a short festival run I'm incredibly thankful for, I'm here to share this was supposed to be a film about you. It's a personal short that I re-wrote and re-cut multiple times because making things is hard when your identity is a mess. Hope you dig it.