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If I ever cooked I'd probably go with these, given how cheap they are it wouldn't be too bad to toss them after a dozen uses, but the evidence presented elsewhere that wood is less prone to ick is intriguing

3 months ago 1 1 0 0

Thri-kreen Bard named Barry Mandible
#DungeonsAndDragons #Punny

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

I once said that we will not get a social safety net by taxing beyonce, that's aiming way too damn low. people get mad at buy a house rich and forget about buy a government rich.

4 months ago 34 7 4 0
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Fuckin corporations...

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

Listen I'm already autistic and I don't have time to solve P=NP but I'll hydrate

6 months ago 0 0 0 0

MS Office forcing its AI slop bullshit on you would have been the last straw for me if I hadn't already abandoned it for open source options

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

Creedence's cover of "Heard It Through the Grapevine" has a 6 min outro. The song is clearly over, yet it keeps going. There's nothing to look forward to, everything meaningful has happened, you're just waiting for the end. And you could skip to the next, but you don't. Maybe you can't.

Anyway,
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7 months ago 0 0 0 0

What bra is that? It looks like it might be what I've been looking for

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

😆😆

7 months ago 1 0 1 0
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You know what depresses me?

Watching really smart people who actually know their shit, use AI

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Selfcest is best, put your future to the test

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

So basically for them they had breakfast, dinner, and supper

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

Lots of old people used to call lunch "dinner", to complicate these concepts (when I worked in the kitchen at a retirement home)

8 months ago 1 0 1 0

I just realized I play my Switch about once a month, when the monthly subscription drops from my bank account and I'm like "well shit I gotta get my money's worth" and then proceed not to 🥴🙄

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I'm so clever and original /s

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

D&D rogue named Robin Hyde

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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10 months ago 1 0 0 0

If only it could be permanent...

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excellent reference to the last track yes good

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The whole album is so well-balanced in the volumes of the individual parts, the choices of songs are brilliant and I would buy each of these songs as individual tracks for so much on like Bandcamp or something

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

I giggled so hard at the first track, then I read the comments and discovered the underlying story and I went OMG HELL YEAH, then I skipped ahead to "Facts and Lodging" and it's so goddamn good! Absolute perfection in pitch changes to match "Hotel California"

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

Is this regurgitative AI?

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”

8 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager. Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?” Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer” Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes. Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow. Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat. Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

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Poison Ivy kissing a bound, laughing Harley Quinn.

Poison Ivy kissing a bound, laughing Harley Quinn.

Fine, you win, we'll stay in tonight.

11 months ago 9446 1543 37 18

About wizards:

From my game COUNTERSPELL:

“A wizard’s magic can rewrite the very foundations of the cosmos, so why would they allow themselves to be bounded by anything so banal as a binary identity?”

1 year ago 100 14 1 1

For context, click through to see what it's replying to

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

😆

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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How I look wondering if it's worth it to buy a whole Costco rotisserie chicken for myself:

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Happily!

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