Illustration of a knight holding a sword Next to the sword, the following text can be read: Is this guy bothering you queen?

Prince would be 4 minutes deep into moaning and gasping on the track then with complete sincerity be like We need to stop all wars right now.

Best post ever?

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

watercolor of neil the rat banging out the tunes on his tiny keyboard

y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

11 p.m. "Interview With a Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

good morning

Boompane King of the Hill Quote Search

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

This must have sounded so cool in his head

After the revolution, we will create an American Iron Chef that is actually good. First ingredient will be Bobby Flay

If you don't know, the Catholic Church owns many, many hospitals and clinics throughout our country- the only hospital in my home town is catholic. This is extremely discriminatory, endangering, and in many instances tantamount to refusal of care causing death. Something needs done.

Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

I Know Why the Aged Nerd Swings

I said this when I turned on the rice cooker.

LETS GO TYLERRRRR😎✨😤🎉

Was always confused why they had David Palmer sing Dirty Work but after listening to the whole catalog I kinda get it: Donald Fagen can convincingly play almost any kind of gormless loser except for one who’s actually having sex

he said we couldn’t have 2% of streaming profits because they couldn’t afford it

Billionaire Marc Andreessen says he has "zero" introspection, and that the idea itself is a modern invention.

CNN: Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and MAGA donor, is in Rome this week for a series of private lectures on the Antichrist. It’s an event that the Vatican, and the pope, are treating with caution.

The ability to buy anything on account of having too much money wrecks a person's brain just like a zero-gravity environment destroys muscle mass and bone density.

Human bodies are designed for resistance and they liquefy rapidly without it.

Three traditional sketches of a semi-realistic Tony Tony Chopper from One Piece. From left to right: Chopper with his hands (hooves) to his face saying "omg!" with sparkles, a full body sketch of Chopper with a semi-realistic reindeer head while retaining his cartoony reindeer body standing on his hind legs, and lastly a top view of his head with 👉👈 emojis referencing the "let me do it for you" borzoi dog meme.

in honor of #OPLA chopper being announced have biblically accurate chopper :]

#ONEPIECE #ONEPIECELiveAction #TonyTonyChopper

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

people who blow vape clouds in doctors office lobbies should be studied like bugs under glass

does anyone want to hire me as a private cook, i make great soups, salads and sandwichs

Bro i will airdrop soup pls

Behold the sleepiest boy

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Cant stop the GRILL INSTINCT

@naomikritzer.bsky.social There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: nitewrighter Mar 26 me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDIATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

Posting the sign so I can tap it when necessary.

naps are fun .｡🌙
#deadlock

the world is falling apart, do i-

A) start streaming

B) start a podcast about the Wire, but it gets “like so deep, man”

C) continue the difficult but worthwhile work of making art and loving my community

D) only feet account

E) a secret, worse thing