“There is one half undescended testicle shared by all the Democrats in office and AOC has it.” - Jana the Wise

But her emails!

🤬🖕🏻🤬

Single ply thrice wiped, at that.

I have words and they start with, “What in the actual fuck.”

There will be no grace given to nazis.

Picture of a long sleeve light blue shirt with Grogu on it.

Every so often I feel like I am actually doing this parenting thing ok, only to be immediately humbled by my nine year asking a question like this.

All signs at hockey games shall now be judged against this one.

Well, fuck.

2025 - the year my temporomandibular joint went from TMJ to TMJHFC.

In other news, hell froze over.

Snort.

Lawd.

I have reached that point in life where shopping for new clothes means I go to Costco instead of Nordstrom.

Zero thoughts, only violence.