This has to end.

100,000mg oughta do it.

One convenient thing about being a parent of a toddler is that even during the worst of their tantrums they usually don’t have access to nuclear warheads.

Love to live in a country where the leader just sundowns into increasingly violent fantasies and we have to wonder if he “means it.”

I sometimes like watching the last 10-15 minutes as a little hopeful pick me up.

So true. It’s hard to find sci-fi that doesn’t borrow from it since. My 7 year old finally watched A New Hope and was thoroughly entertained. Absolutely holds up.

That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

New bills will have Trump’s signature.

This could all end really quickly if the right people wanted it to and did the right things.

Just think of all the fun doodles and phrases we get to draw on US paper currency for the next several years.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

Like a 30% chance Trump could say what the acronym ICE stands for

What level of chess is it when you go to war with someone by attacking them first and then you start giving them things they didn’t have before you attacked them?

"Usually after failing to win a project pitch for whatever benign reason, but especially for proving that I'm a complete fuckup, I like to ask for an extra 200 billion dollars to not do a good job some more."

- US DEPT. OF BIG TOUGH OILY HAIRED WAR-GAME LOVING MAKEUP WEARING DORK-FACES

view of houses and building along canal in Bruges Belgium

view of a street in Bruges Belgium near the Cafe Vlissinghe - one of the oldest bar/restaurants in Belgium est. in the early 1500s

Photograph of a standard waffle shop storefront in Bruges, Belgium during springtime. shop doors open and flowering trees in foreground with vines crawling up the facade of the building.

It's beautiful here this week. Sorry, but also not sorry.

“But what if those airports were small and in areas where most of our conservative and independent but well traveled voters are?”

-Genius Decision of the Week #98837

For what it’s worth — Missouri has been one of the most baffling tax states I’ve lived in. Yearly property tax on cars, recreation vehicles, etc. is very confusing and I still run into hiccups. This does sound like either a huge error or they’re targeting you for some reason.

Telling Trump to go fuck himself is the new black.

a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert ALT: a man is playing a saxophone in front of a wall of speakers in the desert

Could be fun.

Saw something similar in central Missouri in January. Definitely noticing an almost complete lack of Trumpy stuff displayed on lawns these days.

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

These people are just so broken and weird and sad and everyone needs to tell them this to their faces constantly.

Still tracking…

Things were so much better when stupid people just sort of stayed dumb and unnoticed and didn’t have the internet.

Can we fast forward to the “this ends badly for them” part please and thanks

For the benefit of younger readers, I’m here to remind you that nowhere in U.S. military history did we ever succeed at bombing a country into submission, on our timeline, according to our terms, ending neatly according to our stated desires. Never.

Looks like those dumb motherfuckers finally pressed one of those fun shiny war buttons they can't un-press.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Beans the stuffed elephant toy posing in front of an LA sunset

Beans the stuffed animal elephant posing in Philadelphia

Somehow managed to travel through a blizzard and end the week in record LA heat. Always helps that my daughter sends me with a trusty companion every time.

I’m really regretting joining the internet.