Anyone else see the similarities..?

It’s the Great South Run that does it.

Outstanding Orange Shitgibbon descriptions there Speccy, I am writing them down to use more in polite conversation.

Southsea, Portsmouth. A grand day out people watching, fish and chips and a cheeky pint in the sun. Marvellous.

There’s only one real person of Presidential honour in this picture. That person is President Zelenskyy of Ukraine.

The other is Russian sympathiser Captain Bone-spurs who dodged his own military duty when his country needed him, and is a disgrace to his own country and people.

Slava Ukraine. 🇺🇦

Timeline cleanse for you all this grey and drizzly Friday evening. 2 videos of a lively set of waves at Southsea, Portsmouth beach in Slo-Mo.

I got wet trainers for this…

Happy birthday my dear chap..!

As Valentines Day approaches, be careful of romance scams and fraud. A few days ago, I went on a raid with the City of London Police for ITV News, resulting in one scammers day being ruined…

Supper. Cheese toastie… The correct pronunciation of which is, “Ooh-Yaa-Fukkin-Hot-Bastad.”

Sorry Tom, but I’m down the pub…

@ukcameraman (@ukcameraman) on Threads My filming from last week broadcast this morning on BBC Breakfast News. Meet @barrowfelix who became World Champion following a devastating accident in his youth. (cc @bbcmarc) mojo

A privilege to film with Felix last week. From catastrophic injury as a child, to World Champion. (Not long enough on video here, so Threads link.) www.threads.net/@ukcameraman...

I could go along with that..!

Was tempted into a timelapse video from my hotel window whilst having a crafty vape.

My view tonight includes the BFI IMAX and the South Bank, London. 1 day with ITV done, another tomorrow.

I went for a long walk through central London… worth it.

I will again deploy an appropriate emoji… 🤦‍♂️

Either the sun is setting, or it’s the great fire of old London town all over again. Meanwhile new London looks on and laughs whilst chewing on a fat cigar and sipping a fine Pinotage.

Travelling to London again for ITV News. Travel disruption on the line to London again, 3rd time in a row my train has been cancelled.

🤦 or 🫣

@callummay.bsky.social One for the Theologians..?

Hmm… Fawlty: “Don’t mention the war… I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it…”

*Tom sharpens his butter knife whilst a knowing smile crosses Barbara’s lips.*

I would watch this. Or Rising Damp, but they’re all cannibalistic arty types, sharing the body of whoever rents room 101… Or Fawlty Towers where you can check out any time, but you can never leave..?

Any more..?

Not far off then..! I seriously had to convince myself not to go up and check. It was uncanny.

I was in London yesterday. I had to do a double take but then realised the beard was too bushy…

Ah..! Missed the chance for a face to face hello… sorry to have missed you..!

It’s been quite the day today filming wise, with a location some of you may recognise if you’ve ever been in the thick of it, and memories from long ago at Television Centre.

Sounds like a plan..!

Got a better film coming on BBC soonish… I will let you know.

It was a small bit jammed into a larger piece, it got cut to a 20 second clip with overlaid GV’s… I didn’t even bother to screen record it…

a group of minions are standing in a room with their mouths open and one of them is saying hooray ! ALT: a group of minions are standing in a room with their mouths open and one of them is saying hooray !

Thank you ITV News, for giving me some filming work in London tomorrow. I’m forever grateful that I won’t have to watch the orange shitgibbon get inaugurated.