tom dundon taking everyone to coldstone after the game to split a large sundae eighteen ways

The Portland Trail Blazers are going to win the championship (“and the parade will be a Zoom call” - Tom Dundon)

UPDATE: 23-1 final score :)

WE DID SOMETHING WE DIDN’T LOSE #RIPCITY

pitt baseball is taking wvu out behind the woodshed 👀

*snp shows george w bush at the pirates/rangers game*

matt capps: we need to talk to him!
greg brown: yes!

The same people telling you women's sports is special & the values at its core must be protected are simultaneously partnering with as many owners from the most corrupt, controversy-ridden league we've got.

You wanna know how women's sports loses its progressive, inclusive magic? Follow the money.

no hope of moving on for the pens. no chance of moving on for the blazers. the only team i have any sort of hopes for in the playoffs is the victoire.

Knowing how superstitious Crosby is, he is not hurt physically but spiritually. He knows the gold jerseys are bad luck and not being able to change it is hurting his play.

Look, I don’t mess with swans or geese. That is above my pay grade.

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

i really hate to say it bc i love the guy, but we need to shelter tanger so bad

I didn’t miss being irrationally angry during pen playoff games. Don’t bother making them if you’re gonna suck hard.

stu’s aura got to tippett

can this game count as 3 wins so i don’t have to watch this fucking team anymore

pittsburgh penguins you HAVE to be here

is this a threat

an mq-4 finishing a patrol over the strait of hormuz and then … descending into the sea

kinda wild you can just watch a couple hundred million dollar drone get rinsed on a flight tracker

we’re fucking cooked it’s over

evil gold jerseys

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting in front of a window. The sun comes through sheer, textured curtains, illuminating half his face. Most of his body is blocked from view by a gray cat tree.

forget golden hour, its fishtopher hour

Special teams set up as a big advantage for Pens entering this series. Through 4 periods, Pens have had 8:00 of power play time and 1 shot.

he would be very mad about this if he could read

it would be nice to get some shots on goal

The Sandy Hook families deserve so much more but this is a well deserved victory

response time

LET’S GO PENS

We need to stop them immediately

Griselle

Oh my.

Earthset, from the Artemis II Crew.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

idk but i’d definitely bring back the headphone jack