Posts by Carats LeVert
Teeth [2007]
I would love to read a book with that exact title but I know this is not gonna be that book
sir this is a Sam Goody
well dang who could have seen this coming
paired with the buzz cut is NUTS
oh so some of us are still making new substacks for some reason
it didn’t break the record, because it did not participate in the event of “human running 13.1 miles very quickly”
INFOWARS! CREATIVE! DIRECTOR! TIM! HEIDECKER!!!!!
so is it like the wrestling Super Bowl or something? Why is there SO. MUCH. wrestling content rn
ok
oh my god.. see THIS is the power hour definition with which I’m familiar but it literally DID NOT OCCUR TO ME that you could be doing both simultaneously. This. This is legendary behavior. And now I want to do it. (Do you have a setting that cuts the song off at :60? Or are you manually skipping?)
ok forgive the ignorance here but what are the parameters of the power hour? Is it just a straight up hour long block of music and you challenge each other not to go insane?
none of these words are in the bible
the tracks w Domi & JD Beck go especially hard
GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.
The Butthole Surfers are culture
Incredible how comfortable he is with his antisemitism
Apple TV scorebug, Tigers vs Red Sox. D00B!
DOOB
Devo starts at 6:45??
“no HR required” is a crazy claim considering how many of these dudes want to fuck the computer program
Steven Kwan poses with two loaves of sourdough bread. He wears a gray crewneck, jeans, and a cap.
RT @Cut4: how i pull up to the function:
yeah are we sure it’s operational.. right now?
Grooving to the Great Migration + reading another great Sharples joint
Honestly my lone complaint is that the songs aren’t longer. I wanna live inside Blow My Mind
Really? Damn I’m having the opposite reaction, this one landed for me more quickly than anything she’s done since Body Talk
a 5x5 grid of album art, including Beyoncé’s 4, Keith Sweat’s Make it Last Forever, Stereolab’s Emperor Tomato Ketchup, the Sea and Cake’s Oui and One Bedroom, Jay-Z’s Black Album and the Blueprint, Dirty Projectors’ Rise Above and Ben Folds Five’s Whatever and Ever Amen
sporting a very dated 5x5 this week
The warriors doing what the league won’t
saw someone TODAY saying Draymond shouldn’t get into the HOF
It’s so clear that he thinks he’s doing a bit.. and yet