hooray for mostly hale and hearty! always good to see you too. you make coming back worthwhile

heya, sugar, i’ve been a bizzy bee. me and mine are pretty fine. ye and yers? beaming out all best wishes. missed your words and wit. i gotta land here more often <3

jon bon voyage 🏆

your mom's rate limit was exceeded 😒

i love how these days "i’m obsessed" basically means 'i have noticed a thing and given it attention for a few moments before noticing a different thing'

fair skinned older woman with frizzy gray hair and an olive green tshirt looks pointedly at camera

fair skinned older woman with frizzy gray hair and an olive green tshirt exhibiting a skeptical expression

fair skinned older woman with frizzy gray hair and an olive green tshirt smiling broadly and displaying a really unsettling number of teeth

feelings, nothing more than feelings

amazing that in just 6 months erika kirk has managed to become her own subgenre of drag

only one democratic gubernatorial candidate in california gets to believe in themselves. everyone else needs to have a self esteem crisis and drop the fuck out. i don’t even care who stays or goes. it truly doesn't matter. just figure it out before the goddamn election

if iran seeks to titillate and delight our nation's leaders then sure, by all means, they can target the state of california with attack drones 🙄

it always feels like my fault that ppl take affirmative steps to spend time with me and then deprioritize that until it's basically pointless to even bother. like, hang out or fuck off. i don’t benefit from having socializing dangled before me and then yanked away like lucy with the goddamn football

"manage your stress" and "get enough sleep" presented as health advice = nothing but victim-blaming bullshit, esp in 2026

those things are rich ppl hobbies, full stop

march 8 is international women's day - there's still time to get a woman tree

screenshot from nest doorbell cam preview that identifies a 1m 1s clip of a spider, visible in the still shot as a white blob at the bottom of the screen

nest has designated the spider who lives behind our doorbell as a familiar face 🕷️☺️

just had a completely garbage experience with twochairs therapy because they cannot properly parse information about autistic patients and now i'm out $226 and under a fucking suicide watch. zero stars

i can now only get one fifth of my necessary dose of estrogen and that fifth is over 10x more expensive than it was

the expectation that i remain calm and carry on is not exactly reasonable

my husband's all, didn't maha sing "take on meat" back in the 80s?

🙏

well, that meltdown apparently cost me my wedding ring. happy valentines day

screenshot of headline from good housekeeping (accompanied by a stock photo of apples floating in a pot of water): people are drinking boiled apple water...

like the discount version of hot ham water

i have been as morose and mired in despair and fury as any decent human, but this evening i heard j. geils band's freeze frame at the end of my walk, and i suddenly felt a burst of mirth 😱

screenshot of amber ruffin on the program 'have i got news for you'. she's wearing a royal blue blazer, white blouse with gold chain necklace, and hoop earrings. she is declaring, "mr. ice agent, i shit in your pie."

oh wow, more bad

purchased! frantically reading!

fairly certain. it's the bit where they mix "red" and "green" to make "maroon" but everything is gray

is that the one from dr. duck's super secret all purpose sauce?

we were going to build a dog park in our neighborhood. now we might pivot to a bomb shelter

luring my birdwatching friend back to town to visit me with the prospect of sighting a north american pedantoraptor (they correct their prey while hunting)

it starts with two asses and at this point it’s a wholly reasonable way to deal with my country’s leadership

🫶

god dammit