That makes two of them.

April 14th.

Finds a neo-nazi and exsanguinates them for dinner.

Happy belated birthday to her. Tonight, she is having a feast.

🦇/: Let's gooo

<--- Making torrijas.

🦇/: PTSD and she has chronic pain from injuries sustained and poorly healed long before she became a vampire.

❝ Those perms were a crime against my sense of smell. ❞

<--- Very much enjoying her stolen milk chocolate kitkat.

What is people to you, hunter?

You hunters are such dicks, man. Can you talk? Like people?

It's mutual.

I mean, it's not like he can turn me again, cari.

[ Plays "Come Out Ye Black and Tans" on the guitar. ]

Sadly, she can't look up.

❝ Me cago en todos tus putos muertos. Do that again, and I am ripping your arm off your damn shoulder. ❞ Still, she is counting. Again. From the beginning.

Starts counting faster, like, so fast sounds are mumbling together.

Still a long way to go, though.

❝ You are SO dead, when I finish- ❞

She looks so angry.

❝ Uno, dos, tres, cuatro (tuputamadre), cinco, seis, (joder), siete... ❞ She is going to be there for a while.

All vampires in favour of killing that guy say "vale."

Vale.

... I am killing that guy.

It's a pain in the ass, it's what it is

Oh, the sun thing heavily depends on the kind of vampire you are!

I am kind of uh... Have you read Carmilla?

I was wondering what happens if you drink their blood, yeah.

You get kind of drunk if you take a few pints from someone who is wasted.

Anyway, he looks old enough that the counting shit might even work. It works on me, which fucking sucks by the way. I have to put a blindfold on to use the rice cooker.

Look, I need to think about outlandish things sometimes. If I focus only on what is possible and advisable, the government will run out of law enforcement agents quickly.

<--- Wondering what would happen if you try to bite a kryptonian. Probably broken fangs aside.

"But the packaging is magnetic so you can customi-" miss me with that bullshit. Bring back ridiculously big palettes.

I am almost 105, so...

🦇/: weid Spanish Civil War facts with Nani:

A lot of things.

First that comes to mind and can't really be excused by anything is that time as a teenager she decided to participate in that entire... Taking bodies out of churches and dancing them on the street thing.

Yeah, yeah, not the smartest choice ever.

🦇/: It depends

Her being friendly is quite easy, she is decent if you are decent.

Being actual friends, however, is very very hard