actually i could see hs being into the idea of cali s0ber, though he’d have to have a very specific type of life—specifically the kind that leads one to perceive ordering a good bottle of wine at a restaurant as more old-fashioned than stylish—to get there

yeah totally strictly just thinking about their personalities. an au, basically

HS (with the vibes but his body doesn’t like it much)
NJ (gets paranoid)
JM (narc-y goody two shoes-to-club rat-to-weekend soju hangouts in kt0wn pipeline. turns out, he actually prefers alc over anything else)

TH
-a tall wall-
JK
-another tall wall-
SJ (a comp sci nerd that used to be rlly into it-turned-a gummy here and there corporate drone)
YG (strictly legal ones)

so theoretically. if they were born here as Regular Humans but had the exact same personalities somehow, from most to least:

the way i’ve never seen this before until today…

“bts give each other slightly horny punishments that NOBODY asked them to do” content is back. i can breathe again

the “do you feel dominated by your wife?” “no, he doesn’t” meme with namjoon as the husband and jungkook as the wife

keep it cool keep it sexy keep 6-12 inch apart

i think sj is too tbh

“i think this one has yg hyung’s nose” but jk you carried it? I HELD YG HYUNG’S HAND DURING CONCEPTION OK?!!!!

i can’t prove it but the hair on the back of ygi’s neck was all standing up and pointed towards nj

good strategy tbh!!!

his cheeks are levitating fr

news that nj’s goal is alive and well. he might already be going for the final boss

i need this in video NOW
the way jk has a shit eating grin behind that mask
the way jk’s “hooliganism” is taking sj’s shoes and putting FLOWERS IN IT

his slightly embarrassed smile at the end is killing me

inspection kink but make it pg ✨

jimin please just one chance

future search terms: jimin tongue

prepare to be sick of me because i am not going to shut up about this

he did this for you (and himself) 🫂

i’m dying imagining that being tae’s ultimate power LMAOOO he’s got loads of cursed energy but he just wants to use it to love on his hyungs!

it’s from an anime/manga series called jujutsu kaisen! ppl have powers and fight each other/exorcise curses. ryoiki tenkai is one of the “super powers” more than one characters has but the pose that they are doing is by a fan fave character gojo whom jk spoke about being his favorite in the anime

AHHHHHHHHHHGHHHG wait..heat “together”?

domain expansion but it’s just the void with a large bed where maknae line can puppy pile nj

The maknae line!!! Would like to!!! Eat him!!!!!

he was smiling like he knew but didn't want to risk turning around and getting pounced on stage

Like with a cat you’ll never know if he didn’t hear you or just pretended not to