Oh, look. North Korea expanding its nuclear capacity you say?

White House = 🦗

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

"The Art of the f'in Deal"

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Someone in the US government please for crissakes intervene. This unhinged lunatic with his finger on the nuke button is going to kill us all.

You see the darnedest things on the tube.

A mind-breaking muddle of news this morning: Humans going further than ever before in space and a lunatic president openly threatening war crimes at home. The sublime and the degenerate. Hard to keep it all in your head at once.

Oi, US congress - you know what to do. #FuckTrump

Remembering Aretha Franklin on her birthday.
💜 🙏🏼 🎵 🎹🎤

a few more weeks of this, trump’s going to release the rest of the epstein files to distract from the war in iran.

Thank you :) You too x

Well deserved! I laughed out loud in the shower at the Royal Family being a ‘soi-disant’ beacon of family values with your ‘the head of state has an affair, marries his mistress and then installs her as our queen’ comment. Priceless.

@matthew-wright.bsky.social on LBC this morning is on absolute fire! Bravo 🙌🏼

Finnish President Alexander Stubb,

"Brexit was a colossal mistake"

"I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit"

"It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot"

"It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

well

That Jeans & Shoe combo is worth going to jail for alone

“I’ve been cast at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony”

“What are you?”

“A stovetop espresso maker.”

The director of Melania movie

I've always empathised with my US cousins who stand up to Trump with 'Not my President', however - and based on Trump's current global manoeuvres - I am starting to wonder whether I, as a British Citizen, will soon need to be making my own placard with the very same words on.... 😳

Is he still talking? #Trump

Trump tariffs: US president announces plan to hit UK, Denmark and other European countries with tariffs over Greenland The US president says the countries will be charged a

I obvs give Badenoch a lot of shit but it's good to see her on the right side of this. Wasn't a given www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...

The skin colour remark, which had been criticised by Chris Philp and Mel Stride was, I think the moment she could have acted, and instead she did chummy shout-outs to him in her conference speech. There was a window then when she would have had the freedom to do so.

When I stop laughing I'll provide some insightful analysis.

Santé🥂(in both ways) xxx

What a difference a year makes in both politics and health - I’m hopefully done with all chemo, surgery, radiotherapy and now relatively ‘cancer freé 🥳