“Why do they have to make me handle such trivial matters… I could be refining my gale right now.”

R00🌪️

Maybe I’ll go back to writing my serious Revali again. Who knows. I’m so rusty w him though.

“wtf.”

◤──────•~◆◈◆~•──────◥
𝑬𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑩𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝑪𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆
◄✧✦✧►
𝑮𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒎, 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑼𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅
◣──────•~◆◈◆~•──────◢

“And who exactly are you?”

“. . .”

“I’m a Rito.”

“Who in Hylia’s name are you calling bird?”

<— Your average Link hater. 👍

R00🌪️

The Lindzey Afton account or whatever the fuck. Has been trying to follow a lot of my accounts recently.

It’s annoying as fuck.

I'll stay until the end and •
Watch it 𝚐𝚘 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 in flames
Yeah—
Maybe the path is 𝐆 𝐎 𝐑 𝐘

“And everyone wonders why I can’t stand that pathetic knight.”

Slow turn.

“Absolutely not. Shoo, you oversized furball.”

“At least Link isn’t here. My day is already instantly better.”

Probably giving someone a judgmental stare. Who knows.

“Everytime I come back there’s always a new Link just SPAWNING.”

“I have returned. Unfortunately for you all I’m sure.”

Roo🌪️

Sorry to the people that see my Revali posts out of context. No he’s not a perv. The boob posts are for giggles. 💀🫶

“Anyhow.. Back to another important topic. Free the boobs.”

(Taps the sign)

Roo🌪️

Hey. So. Let’s not be transphobic or homophobic in general. It’s fr not hard to respect people. If you can’t even do that, you should get off of this app and the internet in general. 🫶

Roo🌪️

This is out of character for my Revali. But, it’s funny, plus he’s bisexual for my portrayal. 😭

“But, why?”

“Free the boobs. The Zora do it all the time, so why can’t everyone else?”

Roo🌪️

I don’t even know what’s going on but I’m dead.

“Man boobs are boobs too.”

“excuse me?”

“Pussy.”/j