this seems very optimistic but we will see

LRB is drunk :)

does anyone have any idea WTF is going on w/ Iran, ceasefire, Hormuz, etc?

mets need batting practice. #mets

Lumbergh

The Bobs

Michael & Samir

Milton

4 BBG headlines as Office Space characters:

Trump Says Deal Will ‘Probably’ Be Reached (Lumbergh)

Trump: In Serious Talks With New Regime (Bobs)

Trump Threatens to Obliterate All Electricity Plants in Iran (Michael/Samir)

Trump: If Hormuz Not Open After Deal, Will Blow up Kharg Island (Milton)

I suppose they could have. They also could have deployed tens of thousands of banana peels to city sidewalks and streets, causing people to slip and fall.

This is basically a reimbursement for what they paid for the lease under Biden? Or is there additional money involved?

City Hall, Opa-Locka, FL

Take me to your lizard.

I never would have thought that the Cato institute would be our guardian savior against ignorance and tyranny

i'm not sure that voter ID is the hill that progressives should die on, so to speak.

can you imagine a young Phil Hartman impersonating Johnson?

my coworker Hova nicknamed this building "The Dink"

'Absolute mental torture.' Freed from Alligator Alcatraz, Keys man still stuck in ICE's sights ‘I haven’t done anything,’ Malik, 21, said of his detention. ‘All I’m doing is existing.’

gwenfilosa.substack.com/p/absolute-m...

how about instead of trying to appeal to one group or another, just reporting the news in a fact-based manner?

waiting for turbo man

how is Kosovo coming up with $1b?

ICE isn't the problem, it's DHS and the laws that we passed in the wake of 9/11 that give it such powers

"If you're a US citizen, you'll be free to go after they briefly destroy your car, injure you, and spray pepper spray everywhere. Also they can kill you" -Brett Kavanaugh

Better yet, disestablish all of DHS, and undo the nightmarish idiocies that we created in a panic 25 years ago. Reestablish the INS, get rid of ODNI, fix the damage from the Patriot Act, etc.

I have a three phase plan, and I worked with chatGPT all night on it.

deport the mountain lions

I would say you probably shouldn't f*** with the Miccosukee

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Is Said to Plan New Class of Battleships Named for Him

"President Trump is expected to announce a new type of ship for the Navy on Monday, according to a Pentagon official who requested anonymity to preview the plan. The official said the Navy was expected to call the new vessels Trump-class battleships."

www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

JD Vance is the most unlikable person imaginable

the Trump MBS meeting is sickening, but not surprising

tariffs tamp down supply, and stimulus checks increase demand. what a great inflation-reduction strategy.

Is that OJ's Bronco?

is the lesson that cuomo would almost win if silwa dropped out, or that silwa would almost win if Cuomo dropped out?

so many better ways to blow $1.5 million