The only good websites were made because freaks felt compelled. Money makes the websites go nasty

Choose your fighter (gay pop music edition)

As Rob Thomas once said “man it’s a hot one”

I know this is an oft-covered subject but my god housing insecurity is just the worsttttt

I am not made for the passenger princess life even when I’ve been beguiled and wooed by 50c fares. Let me Drive

As a Car Driver, I find the “bus commute to work” experience frustrating.
I’m bored! Let me have a go driving the bus!! I reckon I’d be good at it

Doing the IRL version of posting through it

One day you’re young and cool and the next you have an opinion about the lady who presents the weather on TV

Haha how shit was “carob”

Eating salad (bad!) for my health (good!)
Working late (bad!) from home (good!)
Weeping dramatically (bad!) but in touch with my emotions (good!)

DJ mix request: 365 by Charli vs Sin by NIN

Ohhhhhh skeet skeet god damn

Here for it

I looked at the Medium Screen too intently and now not even the Small Screen can bring me joy. Time to lie down in front of the Big Screen with my eyes shut

you have been visited by the friday beer - one retweet = one sip

I have also enjoyed, then suffered, through this experience

We dunk on Retvrn to Office, but it’s undeniable that Friday beers

Seeing actual Posts on the sky app makes me cautiously hopeful for the future of written communication. Let’s get some bits going. We can do it

Let’s gooooo

Heard people are signing up for this platform so I guess I better think of some things to say

If you put free to air TV on at 4pm on a Sunday, you can watch a show called “The Yorkshire Vet in Autumn.” Do people know about this

lol you guys ever been so sick you can’t do anything except scroll and cry a bit? How good is Covid. Even my skin hurts. This rules haha

Imagine a fire breathing dragon trying to blow out a candle. That’s me except it’s replying to emails

I wonder if the uncle from LMFAO knows about this app

I have a very particular set of skills (standing up every hour when my Apple Watch tells me to)

Having a normal one (accepting karmic lessons and becoming one with the dust of the world)

Weed was invented so you can experience the whole “We’re so back” and “it’s so over” spectrum while watching a single music video by Rush

I suspect having a piece of carrot cake will be the solution to all of my problems