More like Nier: Replican

Just 100 percenter Nier: Replicant

It’s giving Ariana

Btw the pigs in Bad Piggies are in loving homosexual relationships, in addition to building crazy contraptions

Had a dream last night where I was cornered by a chud who was mad that the pigs in Bad Piggies were gay. I said “are you saying Bad Piggies is woke?” And he nodded and I said “Get the fuck out of here.”

For context, I was literally zoning out and worrying that I obsess over Yuri too much

And then the universe said I actually need to obsess over it more 😤

🚨 THE FEMININE URGE BY THE LAST DINNER PARTY IS PLAYING IN THIS PARIS BAGUETTE 🚨

Standing up for myself and telling the world what I want from it was really scary and risky but as far as I can tell it’s the only recourse we have in this life. It’s been worth it.

I feel like recently some really good stuff has been happening, and it’s kind of a jumpscare. Affirmations, joys…are we back?

I’m minding my business maxing. I’m a protecting my peace-cel (vomits uncontrollably)

I would judge another person so much for making this post 🤠 Fortunately I am above reproach 🤗

Me eating breakfast in college: this is the best food ever. Breakfast should be every day and every meal. Breakfast for dinner! 😸

Me eating breakfast in my thirties: if I have another egg my arteries are gonna fuckin splode

Two identical spider-men pointing at each other

Me browsing the Short Haired Hotties subreddit circa 2012

Think I might enter a villain era (starts eating healthier and exercising better sleep hygiene while working full time instead)

Felt legitimately joyful tonight

Even amidst the horrors there are so many talented and lovely ladies on the World Wide Web. Buona sera, signorina, kiss me goodnight!

Wait instead of watching reels about social mores and armchair self soothing pop psychology that do stealth psychic damage, I could have just been using Instagram to watch women sing and dance this entire time?

Navidson be like, “I think I’m gonna die [10] in this H O U S E”

[10] We must imagine not the embrace of the void, but the transformative* arcana of the tarot. (ibid)

* Melrose is quiet at night. Thumper won’t call. The tattoos dance and sing and the
M I N O T A U R howls with bacchanal abandon.

Sometimes a tarot reading can fix you

Can’t believe I’m finally adhering to the RTO mandate

My parents’ generation will never understand that on this day of March 30, 2026, Sonic Superstars was on sale for $9.99 via Woot

Doing the OA movements to open the garage

It is time to rebuild my legend

I know a reel of a person performing a musical instrument for some animals in a pastoral environment hate to see me coming

To quote an old lady that once left a voicemail on my phone thinking I was somebody else: I’m not happy, Mark.

This applies to both of them btw lol

Now that I’m a woman, the only thing I can do with a Time Machine is visit my grandmother and say “I am your granddaughter.” Do you know how horrified she would be?

There’s of course no one single way anyone ought to post. I just notice that viral millennial and Gen Z speak annoys me ever so slightly and I decided to explore why.

I just want millennials to stop using so many exclamation marks! This isn’t a work email! You don’t have to pretend to be friendly!

A “normal” internet voice to me is a full sentence, with standard punctuation and capitalization. Periods are optional if it’s the end of a post. They are not optional if are full stops between independent clauses. Posts may be a call to action but are balanced with more conversational faire.