"Public bench?" 😳

"Oh, but you should, you bloated whole horse.~ Better fuck me into a desk."

"That's what I want, ya walking sexual atrocity.~"

"'Ey. You hittin' the sack with me, or not."

"'Ey. You hitting the one-man sack with me or not?"

"Hohoogh, oh-hoho, I've already done that before I even decided to set eyes on your feathers. Few inches shorter than you, by the by. Mostly just here to see if the man matches the exhibition.~ " Wag, wagggg.

"Whut, am I getting this sweet talking thing wroooong?~ I never was a great learnerr." He strikes a meticulously gum-showy grin at the crimson sassafras, leaning forward all jokingly plead-like.

"Gnnnghnhn.~ That language from that sultry-ass voice only makes for an even bigger lip-biter.~ Best stick to calling me a degenerate in Inglés, or you're gunna have my ass *blushing.*"

"I'll tell y'what, you flamboyant south-slurper, what say we give that Impala's hood a dent-job with our asses being pounded against it?~"

"Your ass better look half as good when we ruin some furniture.~"

....

"I check in and they've got you bein' a wage slave in an outfit that's against every OSHA rule I know.

Love it. Get me a burger."

clawhauser animation

// Remember how I started that session thing? Yeah; I got a request earlier, and I'll admit, I'm a bit of a freakster when it comes to fictional kinks, but HOLY SHIT. UNSOLICITED PHOTOS OF REAL CHILDREN???? WHAT THE FUCK????????????? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU ALL

Hey, fuckers.

05e5548a137ae37d428f9f9211faf0eaa7552bb973d58edb2455c3181bba822d5b.

Go figure.

2/3 Suggestion: Princess Rosalina!

"Ooh-ooh--Used ta do this thing with my friends where we'd pretty much wrestle until the tired stud's all exasperated, before the one with enough energy would just to pound town on the other's asshole; Loser would get used for a whole night, at any convenience."

"--'ve got magic cock ring I wear to inhibit my shlonger's size. Maybe if I take it off, we could see who's better at parryin'."

THRUOB-THROB ✨

[OC] Almar comic page 11-14:

Yes, his ass reeks of sweat. Yes, he's going to shove your face into it.

OUUUUGHHHH FUCK THAT ISABELLE SOW!!!!~

GIVE ME MORE OF THIS SQUIRREL TAINT AND I'LL BE SATIATED~ <333

WHY NOT THEN

Get in the closet. We're fuckin' 'till one of us breaks somethin'.

Zu & Déb doodles

"Love you as well, fucktard.~"
𝙈𝙒𝘼𝙃 𝙈𝙒𝘼𝙃 𝙈𝙒𝘼𝙃~ ♥️✨

"Fuggit. I'll BITE.~"

fidget and wobbles

Beatrice Chillaxin'

///Originally posted to Patreon.com/DoodleDox

"No need to comment. C'mere, so I can see yah."

-MDNI.

-Freaky themes, be advised.

patchouli errrr

they meet again

late birthday loop