Vance calls Trump’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz an act of economic terrorism against the entire world.

Trump’s war has been going on since February 28. It only seems like five months because of all the winning.

Trump sounds panicked as he phones it in to a rally in Virginia ahead of a crucial redistricting vote.

Trump impresses Joe Rogan, to the adulation of his toadies, by signing his name.

Defense Secretary Hegseth responds to concerns about Naval food supplies with a bizarre reference to a biblical Jewish group. If the press are the New Testament Pharisees then who is Jesus is this analogy?

Hannity is apparently more interested in the Old Testament, as Jesus’ teachings of peace and reconciliation are too woke for him.

Can we all just agree that JD slept through a lot of his conversion classes?

Trump forbids Israel from bombing Lebanon, just one day after he announced their cease fire agreement.

Obviously one of Iran’s conditions, but Bessent’s “Strait of Vermouth” was a better name.

Trump touts his omnibus bill, and reveals that he doesn’t write his own speeches.

Asked when the next round of negotiations will take place, Trump said, "Probably, maybe over the weekend."

Secretary of the Treasury Scott Bessent is questioned about when Americans can expect gasoline prices to drop, and channels his inner Pete Hegseth.

While attacking a Washington Post article, Glenn Beck accidentally reminds his viewers that Christianity is the only Abrahamic religion that ignores the Second Commandment.

Sean Hannity is pretty sure that Jesus never read the Bible either.

During the failing peace talks in Islamabad, Trump enjoys a flirty evening out in Miami.

Amid failing peace talks and inflation ravaging American families, Trump enjoys a flirty evening in Miami.

Unfamiliar with how taxing tips worked before the BBB. How much did you have to earn in tips to be taxed $11,000 on them?

"I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor.”

Trump complains that Pope Leo wasn’t concerned enough about his Covid debacle, even though he wouldn’t become Pope for another 5 years.

Vance emphasized not allowing foreign intervention in elections while campaigning for Orban.

So, in a way, Orban’s loss was Vance’s first foreign policy victory.

Trump makes his case why he’d be a better leader of the Catholic Church.

Trump explains how he chose Vance, Witkoff, and Kushner as peace negotiators.

Trump explains how he chose Vance, Witkoff, and Kushner as peace negotiators.

Sen. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) states the obvious about the involvement of special envoy Steve Witkoff and Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner in Middle East diplomacy, while neglecting to mention that the two haven’t been able to negotiate their way out of a paper bag in talks on the Russia-Ukraine war.

Apparently, Iran’s only cards are a Strait flush.

Florida Sen. Rick Scott fails his basic history while attempting to excuse President Trump’s threat to commit war crimes against Iran. Both presidents during WWII were Democrats, and Democrats controled both houses of Congress.

The woman married to Donald Trump thinks that her association with Jeffrey Epstein ruins her reputation. Meanwhile, she wastes a perfectly good war. Who’s he going to attack now?

Trump indicates that he hasn’t read the “10 points” that he agreed to, but he smells money.

Trump wants to reveal classified troop numbers on live television. General Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has to cut him off.

Trump loses it with Sky News reporter Mark Stone when pressed for details of the 10 point ceasefire agreement, although he did claim that "they're very good points" and that "most of them have been fully negotiated already."