When’s that Dilly Dilly Knight movie coming out?

Tim Apple❌
John Appleseed✅

AFI👍

I will say this, and perhaps only this, about WrestleMania. Gunther should lose to Seth.

Gunther’s thing should be “Great 364 Days a year. Awful at Mania.”

“Wrestlemania Weekend” is functionally a religious event for many of us and we have increasingly complicated feelings about that.

Welcome to Three Point Land!

I’m so good at singing the Astronaut Jones theme loudly.

Thrasher and Swoggle wrestled Heath and Rhino. Yeah, it’s worth it.

She Reggie’ed on my Dinkins til I Fell and Rose.

Give em hell, Blueberry. We’re rooting for you.

Yes, under most circumstances, you should indeed “rock out with your cock out.”

That is, of course, unless you’re listening to Dokken.

Honestly, the coolest out of everyone in the Undisputed Era.

Talking to my in-laws about Carol Burnett, so you know my little ass steers the conversation to Dorf on Golf as soon as possible.

Please let me know your favorite (favourite) non-main event Wrestlemania matches

To get the ball rolling...

Jericho v HBK WM 19
Austin v Hitman WM 13
HHH v D Bry WM 30

Piper vs Hart
Dudleys vs Hardys vs E&C (your pick)
Warrior vs Savage
…Hogan vs Rock

Spacehog’s In the Meantime has such a nasty bassline.

Hi Mr. Xander!

Demigod v. Decapod
Who you got?

Got my bagel order messed up today…

Incredible news.

Incredible news.

I ALSO stole my sister’s boyfriend. It was all AN EVEN BIGGER whirlwind, heat and flash, BLAH BLAH. YEAH AND in a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

BUT DIDN’T PUT IT ON AN ALBUM COVER SO NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT😡😡😡😡

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills

If you can read this, you eat doo doo every hour on the hour.

They should make more movies about huge ass dogs absolutely running amok. Destroying shit, pissing off crumbums, but making the small town a better place.

Hell yeah, it’s Big Cat Day baby!

Stiffler should have Ryan Reynold’s and Chris Pratt’s careers.

Aww honey. You can shut the fuck up.

Relax.
Bridge Day is when he plays cards with his Grandma.
Power Plant Day is when he trains to be a WCW wrestler.