i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

this is a great example of a business reacting to political/corporate shifts as though they are populist shifts. they did correctly read the signs of a nationwide rollback on LGBTQ rights! they just failed to account for how many people are FUCKING FURIOUS about that and will fight you over it

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Yes

So glad I’m a man and I’m not propped up from every angle by laws, taxpayer dollars, and the ability to externalize the costs of my lifestyle onto others.

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Q: In terms of international trade, what is the exchange rate between moose and turkeys?

A: Roughly 3-to-1.

Let me explain...

JK Simmons in Burn After Reading saying "What did we learn, Palmer?"

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life.

Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

What are the pros (for the electorate) of individual reps having meaningful impact? Seems like Senate gives us plenty of examples of the cons (eg. Fetterman, manchin, sinema, etc.).

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy

corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor

that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

If the Israeli Knesset members' lapel pins shaped as little nooses isn't where you say peace-out to that fascist state, you're just carrying residual nostalgia for some fantasy version of Israel that exists only in your head.

in one episode of the west wing Bartlett's advisors are like "you need new big bold ideas to win back moderate voters. you need to endorse a national school uniform policy." Rahm Emmanuel feels like if you made that plot point into a whole guy

My favorite part of dune 2 is when the violent militaristic empire with no statecraft decides to make a huge show of martial force resulting in a massive boondoggle that unites their underestimated foe and leads to a crisis related to a resource needed for long range travel ah fuck

Yeah, read PHM on the back of finishing the Three Body Problem books and ho-boy did the former ever suffer from that comparison.

I hope no one needs an MRI this year.

The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half.

No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).

Someone is telling Democrats from the Great Lakes to say shit like, “We’re a border state” like it proves they understand how important border security is and it just makes them sound utterly full of shit. Acting like the Windsor Crossing is fucking Sicario. Grow up.

Jesse Plemmons in CIVIL WAR

"What kind of TSA PreCheck Member are you"

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

"Why do you want to know who I voted for?!?!" - A white proverb

Wish I could watch that show - I'm partial to a BBT monologue - but the writers can be so wildly wrong on the facts (check his speech on cost of wind turbines)... Could be right on cost of oil pain points, but be warned

My "Football Unites the World – No to Discrimination" banner has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my banner...

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:

❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

Buy all the dying malls. Upper floors, cheap apartments. Lower floors, cheap rent for whatever niche store or weird art project you wanna open up. Make each of em a little art neighborhood

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Taylor Swift's silence on the question of the repeal of Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution is deafening