Breastfeeding Simulator: a stealth game where every 3 hours on your hero’s journey you have to stop to find a suitable place to pump in public before your boob timer runs out and explodes

it’s a new york miracle: bus driver saw me running to catch it and actually stopped for me

Belltower House Artist Residency Belltower House Artist Residency is a gift of creative sanctuary in southern New Mexico.

I couldn't be more excited to announce something I've been working on for a long time -

Please welcome Belltower House Artist Residency, a multidisciplinary gift of time in my erstwhile home in southern New Mexico, now accepting applications for 2026.

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hi everyone, i am coming out of parental leave and i wanna catch up with people and find new collaborations! hit me up 💌
hi@nicole.pizza

the vet prescribed some appetite stimulant stuff for my cat and when i went to pick it up they said “make sure you wear gloves when you’re using it because if it touches your skin… you’ll get hungry too”

now i am REALLY curious. like what kind of hunger are we talking about here

i know everyone hates LinkedIn but i have never used it before so i have no baggage. it’s wild out here and i am having fun

stock image of a business handshake and people with their arms raised in the back

dear friends and colleagues, i am relaunching my Worksona. as part of that process i have made a LinkedIn for the first time. please connect with me on there so that our Worksonas can interact and do Business

www.linkedin.com/in/nicole--he

okay yes we have an open source scan converter you can use!! hit me up 😎

i think me probably but let me confirm with the real gamer in my household

in my twenties, when i went to yoga it was always like “High Intensity Core Crunching Power Vinyasa (Super Sweat Mode)” and now when i go i just do the classes where you basically lie down and sleep for an hour

like the other two singles currently out from the album are way more mainstream and crowd pleasing but she chose to perform this one instead. respect

"Sexistential" - Robyn (LIVE on The Late Show) YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

i love robyn’s new IVF song, and also this performance, she’s a true artist and i can’t wait for the album youtu.be/zlLBLa_E9OQ?...

it’s not that i care about the latte art, it’s just that every time i get a latte without art it’s a bad latte

(cw: 2012 style tweet)

if i purchase a latte from a coffee shop, it should be illegal for them to give it to me without a little leaf or heart on the foam

it’s friday night and i’m desoldering an SNES for my husband for some reason

normal guy in front of us in the TSA line had his luggage opened for an extra check and inside was… a bowling ball. just goes to show you never know what’s going on with someone

we got a 4.5 month old the size of a 1 year old over here lol

bro i’m right there with you, hope yall are hanging jn there and not in sleep regression hell bsky.app/profile/nico...

my kingdom for this

i have this fantasy of going to sleep and waking up 8, even 9 hours later

baby in lap playing a game

just kidding he’s also allowed to play his mother’s videogames

baby watching the flight information screen on an airplane

the only screen time he’s allowed to have

babies are woken up by the sound of mommy’s eyelids closing

don’t forget about the “actual prizes” part

this is TONIGHT!! tickets still available! see you and your face there!

First, you create your face, expressing a specific emotion...

Then, other players have to figure out which emotion you're expressing

i do not know this

it’s frankly humiliating how bad i am at putting a duvet cover on a duvet

that was all remi. along with "head to head to head to head"