Posts by Mike P 😎🫵
It was a nice couple days thinking the Knicks wouldn’t be as frustrating during the playoffs lol
there's a feature about it on CB, they're also releasing a behind-the-scenes with how they filmed the reference for it
okay, the mouse might be on my shitlist, but this is so awesome
www.cartoonbrew.com/music-videos...
Stupid gifts might actually be the best gifts!
Hmm
Yeah I had one of those sodas. Pretty good!
Sorry, picture unrelated.
Ok ok, so elephant in the room but I GOTTA ask.
…did anyone smoke weed today??
If it wasn’t expensive I would send people blankets of my face more often.
Thinking about the time I got a root canal and took a picture at the dentist and made it into a blanket that my family now keeps folded in a closet.
They gotta get off, my neck feels like SHIT!
Looks great!
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.
A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.
Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!
The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.
Get excited.
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...
The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.
It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
The physical copy of the onion and HEI network have been the Two best subscriptions I pay for this year I think.
Incredible.
INCREDIBLE.
I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
TGIF, brother! 😎🫵
the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system
#LetterBoxdFriday
Hard ticket to Hawaii was a memory from 2019 so the actual #lastfourwatched were On Cinema Oscar Special 3, Kill Bill’s Whole Bloody Affair, Godzilla Minus One, & Anna Nicole Smith’s 1996 straight to VHS Die Hard knockoff: Skyscraper.
See ya at the movies folks!
boxd.it/1j9FP
It’s always fuck James Dolan hours in this house
#LetterBoxdFriday
Hard ticket to Hawaii was a memory from 2019 so the actual #lastfourwatched were On Cinema Oscar Special 3, Kill Bill’s Whole Bloody Affair, Godzilla Minus One, & Anna Nicole Smith’s 1996 straight to VHS Die Hard knockoff: Skyscraper.
See ya at the movies folks!
boxd.it/1j9FP
I wonder if anyone’s made Giorgio Moroder in Tomodachi Life yet