'I see your da's arguing with Grok in the early hours of the morning about chemtrails.'

They also thought they were funnier than all the other fish.

Did they think they were funnier, too?

After midnight, too, just to put the tin foil hat on it.

But of course he would, because if we know one thing about Trump, it's that he hates to look back and dwell on the past. Tomorrow belongs to him, apparently.

If you're a billionaire who presumably likes your money to work for you, putting their ethics to one side, why would you hand over so much of it to such a transparently incompetent bunch of crackpot magnets as Deform?

🎵 The way it makes you feel... 🎵

Who's bad? By all accounts, Michael Jackson's biopic, that's who, amiritefolks?? #cuttingedge #satire

Make Hapsburgia Great Again.

Narrator: 'But it did not make Leicester City a consistently competitive force in the Premier League.'

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'BOOOOOOOOOO!'
Oh hold on, I picked them.

When Chelsea pull the plug, Liam Rosenior will leave Stamford Bridge in a taxinwith a cabin luggage suitcase, saying 'Lord Sugar has definitely made a big mistake and I'll tell him that when I come back to buy his company. In fact, I'll thank him. You've not heard the last of Liam Rosenior'.

At the going down of the team, we won't remember them.

The sooner Chelsea do the sensible thing and restore a sense of order by getting LinkedIn Liam to update as Open for Work, and appointing Peter Mandelson, the better for all involved.

Lower case letters, absence of deranged ranting, no pathetic sign off... surely he's not showing signs of mere mortal fallibity?

As an employment and sport specialist, you must have some thoughts about this contract. Which will, of course, cost us to hear.

Like monkey and typewriters, if they talk long enough, even a Reform member might one day say something true.

'You know who else liked a smart outfit with insignia and a red and white armband?'

If anyone wants any rakes stepped on today, Lettuce Liz has plenty of time on her hands. As usual.

Both parties get their policies and candidates out of the same one.

10 years after voting to deprive themselves of £2.5 billion of EU funds www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016... the people of Cornwall, the second poorest region in all of Northern Europe www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwal... voted in a council that looks like this www.cornwall.gov.uk/the-council-...

All despatches from your medical front line are welcome, sir. Keep on showing that wretched pox who is the boss!

🎵 Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper... 🎵

Joe Beasley and Cheeky Monkey.

2021 Remaster "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" with Prince, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne and Steve Winwood YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

As it's Prince's 10th anniversary, time to revel in this, again and again and again. Wait for it, wait for it... BANG. Eye-popping stuff, and then off he trots. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWRC...

Done

We need to overwhelm the BBC with complaints about this. This is the most egregious breach of their own impartiality guidelines I can remember. They’re no longer even trying to hide it.

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No-one emerges with any credit, the whole thing's a horrendous mess, deeply embarrassing and once again damaging to the reputation of politicians and those in public life... BUT.. what does it say about Trump that such a slippery, 24 carat liability as Mandelson was considered his ideal babysitter?

An admirable position.