WHY IS THIS THE FIRST I’M SEEING OF THIS!?!

My brother came to Boston to visit and the shenanigans revived my soul

Forget the Epstein List I want the Grindr TPUSA list

I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”

Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m a twin FYI @mentallyillbill.bsky.social

This really has been me every day since November

I hate when people say you can’t paint the walls when you’re a renter. I have free will and a brush and the deep desire to live in a space that isn’t neutral tones

I just love this song

“I want to hear what you have to say but after this note.”

“I care about you but I draw the line at $30” @austinbillhime.bsky.social

Day of rest ☀️

How is he sooooo hot but he can’t change a tire

“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:

Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.

Party of Family Values, am I right?

Thanks