🎶 this drink don’t need no mix
🎶 what the fuck is this
🎶 I’m trying to get faded baby
🎶 this ain’t go do shit

Romance will never die 🥹

This was the intended reaction 😈

a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face . ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup and making a face .

“We listen, and we don’t judge”

Who is “we”?

I listen and I be judging.

We go to some hipster spot for lunch

We get our lunch and Steph notices a desert she wants

They deliver it

“I don’t think I can eat all of this”

Takes a bite

“I think I can eat all of this”

Hi, just a reminder that I’m still stupid in love with @seamlezz.bsky.social after 3+ years together. It just keeps getting better.

They didn’t need to go so hard for a silly goofy anime is all I’m saying

Chuck Norris delivering a high kick in his flexible action jeans

People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out

CARTOONS OF THE DAY

CARTOONS OF THE DAY

Poor babe

I present to you plant bot, for my target audience 🗣️

We got a lovesac couch and Steph KNOCKED out yesterday

We’re building our new lovesac couch and Steph hits me with “if we finish this at a reasonable hour we can break it in”

Ma’am, this isn’t the time you heathen @tinkatxn.bsky.social

A furry responded to this

Let me bless yall with the croissant named Henry(this is not his dog bed)

🎶 Off the liquor I feel evil
I need my bitches demonic 🎶