it seems pretty transparently bad and like everyone who cuts staff that way will regret it, but what the fuck do i know

@gock is this true

@viewmaster.bex: “Got my husband a thermal camera for Christmas and found out our cat's butthole is 94 degrees.” A thermal photo shows the back of a cat, its tail is 72.6 degrees and its butt is 94.3.

this is why I can never log off

2025.12.20

What we are working on right now: blog.exe.dev/meet-exe.dev

We all need more virtual machines. We keep building software to work around the fact that VM infrastructure is clunky. Let's have good VM infrastructure instead.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

they’re also malloc so they kind of have to be

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

WSL stands for Worcestershire Sauce for Linux,

NYC seems like all of the above

nyc.streetsblog.org/2023/02/27/e...

Hurrah

i saw one in the wild last week and gasped

dan smith WILL teach you guitar

I came back from Sync Conf and shocked how many people are building text editors and the struggles they had with yjs.

So rather than wait for my cofounder to finish his blog, I’ll just give a quick rundown on what we do for live collab editing.

From my friend Kyle. This is essential reading for all Americans. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads: Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."

andrew cuomo retire forever bitch

high time to get to sea as soon as you can

cowtools but it's the gnu gnu

gnu cowutils

real diddy kong racing chunez

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

good luck pal

A parody of John Waters' "Serial Mom", except it's "Serializable Mom". I'm holding scissors (to partition the network) and trying to channel my best homage to Kathleen Turner.

Systems Distributed. June 19-20, Amsterdam.

https://systemsdistributed.com/

yeah, I tried Zed and it does it good and now everything else feels like warm wastewater

it’s extra jarring when the completion is like 15 lines long

At AWS, I led the team that built EC2's Nitro virtualization stack— C code deployed to 500K servers. Biggest lesson? Pre-production testing has limits. You must embrace safe production testing.

My new blog explains how Nitro did it, and how Junction brings this to any Kubernetes team.

enhance