I'm getting quoted so much to send a single bubbly envelope to the States that it might actually be cheaper for me to fly there and deliver it myself

All those "show us what you looked like ten years ago" or "show your green art/animal art/art of women" memes are being used to train AI

From an ogham stone label, it reads "the final names is like the Old Irish báeth (foolish) and was used as a personal name" #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland

[proudly] "And this is my child, Fuckin' Eejit"

Threads post saying Ireland has just declared his independence from England. This should be interesting. With a screenshot of RTÉ News showing an Irish army officer reading the Proclamation.

If you're ever bored by the bland sensibility of Bluesky have a look at threads for some of that social media derangement.

Here's a yank thinking the reading of the 1916 Proclamation on Easter Monday is Ireland declaring itself independent from England today....

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

Lá breithe sona duit!
I like to go by interplanetary standards myself. I'm barely in my mid-twenties on Mars!

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In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

Look, we all know this is all building up to Trump posting himself as Jesus on the cross. I for one cannot wait. Will he give himself a hot bod? Will he replace the crown of thorns with a Maga hat? Will he say the cross is a T that stands for Trump?

So much to look forward to

Well this is absolute genius and I think we all need to adopt our immediately

Don't think I have a movie springing to mind but I read Roald Dahl's The BFG and The Witches and Lorenzo Carcaterra's Sleepers way way waaaaaay too young.

Tasting even better! Cheers for reminding me of their existence 😊

Two scotch eggs, one whole, the other cut in half.

Inspired by @jesalady.bsky.social ,tonight's dinner is homemade Scotch eggs

There's the exact same amount of food colouring in all of them. The flowers all came from the same bouquet. If anybody has any notion what might be going on, I've a very curious six year old who would appreciate the information
#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm

Several flowers in mugs. The leftmost flowers are basically still white. The middle ones are tinged red and the right hand ones are tinged blue. There's a few more in the background that are plain white.

Did a Science Experiment with my niece wherein we put flowers in three different colours of water(and one more with clear water as a control) The flowers in the red water and the blue water have changed colour. The ones in the purple water haven't.

#SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm

Regular reminder that I won't read, share, or engage with your content if it's hosted on Substack.

An autistic person reading a satirical website by and for autistic people (poor things) has reportedly realised that their every last quirk is shared by at least some other autistic people - yes, even that one.

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Good tip! I have a dedicated wire hanger set aside for the task but I'll be trying your suggestion next time the hanger doesn't fit the zip.

Hey mate I'm stuck on a crossword clue and I know you're great at them....I'm looking for a pseudoscientific form of therapy that involves needles. Eleven letters. Help me out?

Seriously, that and dresses that zip up the back are the primary reasons I find myself wishing for a partner.

My Dub husband just called Coddle Willy-con-carne and that's what I'll be calling it going forward #SpeirGorm

If Ant & Dec were sommeliers they’d have to stand the other way around

K but have you tried Lipcote though? I've used it on a night out drinking(back when I was also a smoker) and my cheap-ass lipstick was still there when I got home.

They've done weekend meetings to sort all of this out. They've never done anything of the like to help the children they have made homeless. The only time they've shown any determination throughout the housing crisis was in making sure the evictions ban disappeared. This is unsustainable.

Do you know how fucking dire it is that I'll give Labour a preference at this point?

The thing that makes me angry about these protests is that for Repeal, we had to go out and knock on doors and be polite to people who thought we were the devil for months and these guys can just dump a tractor in the street and get what they want in five days.

This protest is a good litmus test of how many Irish people would've been convinced into voting for Trump, because he's gonna take on the elites

With alt text. Come on people, keep things accessible.

Seeing all the free food & drinks the protestors are getting proves we could handsomely feed the homeless & poor if we were actually bothered or worried about the cost of living crisis #speirgorm #protests

Disabled ppl have been protesting the Irish govt for €400 to help with the cost of living crisis after cuts last budget that went to hospitality sector tax cuts

A few right wing business owners block traffic because they own heavy machinery, suddenly the govt has hundreds of millions of euro spare