undercover cops dont want u to kno they cant prosecute u if u say "surprise me" to dealer

oh ho look at richie rich over here smoking CRYSTAL meth 🙄 you got a fine china pipe too you fancy fuck?

JUDGE: Could you please read that back for the court

STENOGRAPHER: [trying to play chopsticks] sorry were you talking to me?

Look, sometimes you post an old meme and then look up the origins and it's horrific and maybe need to delete your account

Really hitting the "ch" in "crichton"

already working on Woke 3. no rest for the woked

Damn I had that all done by 24. Guess I can die in 10 years [optimistic]

two photos of ball gags, the top one has three kazoos attached, the bottom one has three party horns attached

giving you gag gifts for your birthday

Nearly verbatim sealion. Quite possibly """irony""" that was not at all wanted

Babe did you purchase a "1440 Servings Emergency Food Supply Bucket" because bluesky stopped showing images for an hour?

well Sydney Sweeney said that lgbtq shouldn’t be in movies for kids, which is fucked Up; but she also has big titties ,, so it’s kinda hard to say for sure whether she’s canceled or not .

I hated landlords until I became one— tenants are just ungrateful by Rhiannon Picton-James.

"I changed my class-interest as I changed my class."

Next in news: "The sun is hot".

Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA"

Watto from Star Wars 3D model

Fake poster for a criterion edition of a movie called On the Wattofront featuring Marlon Brando and Watto

I saw this and created this

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Be honest. How many of you forgot about Simple Minds

spiderman is proof that spider monkeys evolved

Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse

the scene from spirited away where the parents are gorging themselves at the buffet in the beginning of the film. there are piles of steaming food and the dad is excitedly grabbing food onto his plate with chopsticks

men only want one thing and it’s disgusting

You need to yearn even harder, preferably near a fainting couch

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

And Brian, who did NOT die, got a new favorite song

Comments under a video. OP ZephyrFire11 says: This was my brother's favorite song. I always thought it sucked shit but hey. Actually as a singer myself, I thought the vocals were amateurish and strained and not in a cute way. Bad, sophomoric lyrics. But as I said, it was my brother's favorite so it will always have a special place in my heart. Love you Brian. flaybobbybeat replies: lol tell us how you REALLY feel! thanks for the honesty and sorry for your loss. areaman4 replies: RIP Brian! he sounds like a rad dude. ZephyrFire11 says: Oh Brian is fine he just has a different favorite song now lol. Thank god. (I wonder what it is now)

Houndeye enemy from Half Life. It's a small, 3 legged creature with yellow skin, blue stripes, and a face that I think is supposed to be like 15 eyes though it's a game from the 90s so the texture quality isn't the highest

mfer that is a houndeye

[Whispering] oh hey i see you fell asleep haha that's okay what if i LOOP 30 SECONDS OF THE SHOW'S THEME SONG WITH RANDOM ONE LINERS AT FULL VOLUME UNTIL YOU TURN ME OFF

Timbaearth timbawind timbafire: "Do you rememba, the 21st night of septimba"

doing that thing where you crouch behind it so someone can push it over you and crushing my back into a fine powder

you should get a discount from your cable provider if they show a certain number of their own commercials

need a dominatrix to tie up my knee just right to stave off the restless leg

how tf were people using "betwixt" before they even invented twix