two cookie sheets fresh out of the oven, filled with neat rows of delicious cookies

bitch made good on her word, that's why I love her 💚💜

Apparently! I had the worst boss of my life at my previous job. I still said hi every morning, made smalltalk, treated them with respect, I didn't talk shit about them to coworkers...

I wasn't there to make friends, I was there to put in my 8 and head for the gate.

Every job I've had was absolutely rife with drama and workplace politics.

So many "adults" allow emotions to dictate their decision making to the point of leveraging professional authority over others for personal gain.

You don't have to like someone to get along with them.

I have to gush about some plant stuff for a moment (audio on)

Wolverines have the ability to ignore gravity out of sheer spite alone

It's Mlemsday, my dudes.

The super soft fuzzy glow is just peak

✨F L O U R E S C E N T✨
#furryart #xelartz

As it is written, so it shall be.
A cookie desired, a cookie for thee.
As my lover hungers, I shall abide.
Steel yourself swiftly this cookietide.
Fret not your desires for cranberry oat.
For I am on it like white on a Stoat.
What saccharine lust you've come to know.
Shall be provided by your Gulo.

I would love to make you some. What kind?

Sure! I love making cookies for people. My specialty is my newly famous white chocolate cranberry oatmeal cookies! I also like making cornbread cookies, no bake, snickerdoodle, ginger spice... Sound good?

3/3

It greatly depends on the day. Sometimes I really enjoy goin to town on some Taco Bell and playing chill videogames with the possum. Other times I just get high as giraffe balls and watch funny videos. Once summer hits I'll probably do more gardening or dog walks!

2/3

Again? 😑

I will be more clear next time when I post a NGL link that yes, I am a VERY happily

👏 Taken
👏 Monogamous
👏 Demisexual

My attack possum is somehow more fiersome than me, a wolverine, so watch yourself.

1/3

Amazing

That's funny, I've had pretty bland sonas most my life, with real animal markings and colors, and have fallen in love with Sabine because I get to make her so colorful XD

Oh idk then.

All I know is WE CAN'T MAKE ONE

It's Lesbian Visibility Week, so this is me aggressively guilting you into spreading this WIP about lesbians, so it is More Visible.

I'm pretty sure it starts in the balls

But I waaaaannaaaaaa

I love how I'm all "great question, I'm happily with someone and love them dearly"

And my attack possum is just
Ỉ̸̢̗̗̟̘̥͕̦̞̇̊͒̀͠͠ͅ ̶̢̦̥͈̘̱̀̒̃̀̈́̄͆W̴̯̳͈̺̅͑͐̍ͅİ̴̳̪̱͓͈̗̈́̅L̵̨̢̡̝͉͍̟̏L̶̤̦̼̫̩̀̓́̑́͝ ̶̰̲̅̂͆̆͐͑̃̚E̴̝͔̣̰̖̩̖͙̽̀̄N̴̨̲̟̮̳̞̖̉̿͐D̴̯̪͙̙͍̝̙̯̀̊͊̂̀͌̉͝ ̵̭͙͈̾́̋͘Ỵ̶̡͎̲̺͙̠̤͈͎̌̌̔Ọ̸̢̢̫̠̦̜̪͈̃̾̍͝U̶̫̳̩̮͙̘͆͊

Is your online handle the same as your main sona?
Why did you make them different?

Cooper's been my main sona since 2011. I've grown quite guarded with her over time, so I didn't want her to be the "mascot" for my art anymore.

I made Sabine in 2022. I can be a lot more experimental with her, and don't mind her being in the spotlight.

Not sure who "them" applies to, since most of the people I talk to are they/them

5/5

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.

But I will find you.
And I will hug you.

4/5

I have not met a possum other than Gyoza, though I hear we have a possum at the zoo that managed to hitchhike up here in a shipping container!

I will also say my possum is quite nice to pet ^_^

3/5

At home for lunch to check on the dogs and do some quick chores

2/5

Very taken. It's in my bio!

My spouse Gyoza took me almost 15 years ago, and I can't fathom spending my life with anyone else 😭

1/5

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Ask sHyena some anonymous questions!

What's something you want them to draw? What do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!

21. Cloud!

Here's an old classic!
#artshare