I swear to god if @netflix.com cancels #DepartmentQ because it didn’t hit the #1 spot in the first 3 days, I am going to yeet my membership into the sun.

Hey @discord.com if your file size limit means I can’t send a single unaltered screenshot, I think it’s time to bring your media size expectations in line with 2025 tech. I shouldn’t have to pay for Nitro in order to send a screenshot.

Ooooh I hadn’t thought about that! I had to switch to fragrance free detergent because I get crazy hay fever like allergies, and antiperspirant started making me smell worse I swear to god! I still wear it on occasion but I’m trying to get people around me accustomed to how humans naturally smell 😅

I low key think this is completely real and how it’s supposed to work and the industry has corrupted both our body’s natural sweat production and our senses of smell.

I've never heard of you until this thread, so take this w/ a grain of salt, but why WOULDN'T people take your post at face value? This just feels like backpedaling to "I totally didn't mean it!"

And yes, claiming to be a free press but then deleting subs without tips would be VERY gross & sketchy.

Fuck you.

AWW it me <3 thank u bb

Of course! We met in passing at a Write Bloody event in Chicago like a decade ago. I told you I wanted to be a published poet and you signed my copy of Strange Light with “You can do the hell out of this. Heel never.” Those words have stayed with me and continue to push me forward, so thank you! 💜

top .005% of listeners to the most streamed song of 2024 nbd

#spotifywrapped

It’s just a monthly med case 😂

Straight to jail!

The fact that most people take the word “Amazon” to mean “place to buy stuff” rather than “dying cradle of life on Earth” tells Me your species is not worth saving.

Omg that’s me
I’m the wife

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child

Reylo Titanic AU

Strange Light by @derrickbrown.bsky.social comes to mind. I can’t find it online, but will try to remember to grab my hard copy when I get home.

RAIN 🤣

The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises

I think we may be near the end of civilization

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other

As my husband once said, “you want to be Halloween, but you’re really Christmas.”

*impart

Congratulations!!

Me every day at work

I got a 171 on the goddamn LSAT.

and tater tots?

OKAY but explain dr pepper. "raspberry flavored gasoline" and they're like "tf is gasoline"

I fuckin knew you would say some shit like this 😂

@rain101tv.bsky.social