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Posts by Honey Roasted Almond 🍯

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Ducklings swarm perceiving the guardian as a safety instinct.

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Now this I can get behind.

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Yall heard it here first 🤣🤣🤣

No more head for men 😌

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One of our mental health workers committed suicide and it has been so rough today….my coworkers keep calling me crying i keep crying…whewww mental health is tough…check on your people…if you need help reach out to someone please…my stomach is in knots….my heart hurts

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If you’re 30-45/50 our age group specifically is seeing horrid numbers of GI cancers. I had it and caught it early. GO HET YOUR ROOTERS AND TOOTERS CHECKED

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ddg would bitch online about missing his son, and instead of going to the courts he would complain to his loser ass twitch chat because he knows he can sway the court of public opinion if he convinces them he looks like a doting father

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Watching your neighbors and friends rn and I genuinely understand why #they k!ll themselves tbh

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Pepe watching the rain on a window with his little cup of tea and sandwiches with a stack books near his slippers enjoying a moment of calm serenity in this harsh world

Pepe watching the rain on a window with his little cup of tea and sandwiches with a stack books near his slippers enjoying a moment of calm serenity in this harsh world

Rest here my weary doom scroller. There will be plenty of shit posts to read in your future.

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What’s even the point of daylight savings?

1 year ago 9 4 2 7

Anybody else want Tory free so i can block your bitch ass lol

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Some of y’all instantly proved Doechii right lol

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IG comments kill mi.

Biggs inna one tight shirt and pants a sell a house and a dawg say “you know he’s being genuine, he has no room to lie” 😭😭😭😭

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Sweet dreams or a beautiful nightmare

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Food so damn expensive.....I may just lose the weight I need off of starvation.

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bluesky is fun when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's boring

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One day🙂‍↕️

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“Stop microwaving tilapia in the break room it smells like a mermaid gave birth in here” 😆

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Happy Black History Month

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Y’all need to start telling men to stfu more often so that they’re not so surprised when I do it.

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Rednecks lost the Civil war and they’ve never forgotten or forgiven anyone for it. That grudge has been handed down for centuries. They’ve been pushing for state autonomy ever since.

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Buddy some of these terms are diabolical. A goal gibbon? Man, I’m calling the United Nations.

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Target said “not only do we not want you BLACKS in our jobs, we don’t even want your monkey products in our store, you coal gibbons!” And Tabitha Brown (who is married to a cop) said “you night apes need to put that to the side and spend your tar coins on ME dammit!”

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