zig

hey it’s zig

😌 i didn’t even have to beg

I would die for my SLS NASA Moon rocket waifu

zigbutt

hump day is almost over

😍

😍 why? You’re in you’re own lane babe

it’s uncanny I cannot stop laughing

Flashback to the time I created Judith Butler as a custom wrestler in WWE 2K24 (complete with a ring announcer call-out).

Straight from the WWE Gender Performance Center!

Trump looking back at the dow futures just before leaving hell

this presidential address could’ve been a vine (rip)

😹😹😹😹

He’s out there with the hair dryer himself

think limitlessly nacho

oh diva now I already know — and heeyyyyy😹

!!! omg! I never leave my house so talk about a rare zig sighting!!! I live in weho and rarely leave it

😹😹😹😹😹😹

I subscribe to this reality as well

this is when you press the emergency stop button on the elevator and just handle it right then and there

big hot

No one does it like Hazel. Also: HIRE HAZEL

A parody of those green LinkedIn #OPENTOWORK banners you can put on your profile pic if you're looking for a job. This one is blue and says #OPENTOJOKE.

I really hoped I'd never have to do this. 😕

Hey, everyone. I was unfortunately impacted by today’s RiF at my account. I'm grateful to have had the opportunity to contribute to the joke.

I’m now searching for my next joke. If anyone has any leads on upcoming jokes, please don’t hesitate to reach out. Thank you.

#opentojoke

I hope you have so much fun. I love roaming and cruising Vegas. Such a weird place, it’s an adventure every time

you know what was going on in that apartment.

Yessss where u stayin

I’m just a simple boy. I make my homemade smore in the toaster oven every evening just like everyone else

Absolutely dead at this parallel

Taylor Lorenz saying she spends 17 hours a day on screens and her favourite app is X the Everything App is a story designed in a lab to create the ultimate Bluesky discourse

Taylor Lorenz on Twitter: “As for social media 'addiction' there literally is no such thing. No diagnosis for that. Social media is not remotely the same as alcohol, nicotine, or heroin. There is no such thing as 'dopamine hits' which is merely pseudo-science sounding garnish on a load of served-up crap"

Headline: Taylor Lorenz’s Screen Time Is Almost 17 Hours a Day.

beautiful