Anything with Tim Allen in it.

He ruins everything.

It has been almost a year and I am still devastated that you chose not to follow me. How will I go on with my life after this crushing setback?

In other words add plenty of salt to make things taste good.

Murder, She Wrote

I'm 70 and I still get eight hours of sleep. It just takes me two nights to get it.

Imagine failing at your job (Cowboys GM) for three decades and still having a guarantee you will be in the position for life. Every Cowboy haters favorite person is Jerry Jones.

Need to find a way to monetize my amazing ability to lie in bed for hours in the middle of every single night without falling asleep.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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🎶 And here we have Idaho
Winning her way to shame 🎶

I like reading novels, but most of the time my anxiety level is too high to concentrate on a book.

sometimes a good cry helps

Why do people keep saying four years? Do you expect them to give up power in four years?