"...on they came at a precipitous rate, stunted jaundiced horrors cyclopean and half-clothed, dull mouths agape, crying "pip, pip" and "hello buddies" in their grotesque subhuman voices. I crouched in my hiding place. "Poopay," they gibbered. "POOPAY!" - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Banana on the Threshold"
jason driving a usps fork lift
jigsaw driving a tricycle at a usps sorting facility
leatherface cutting a usps desk in half
ghost face as a usps customer service agent do oyu like scary movies? wheres my package?!
found a weird (laudatory) place online
I have made this joke before but if you want a working definition of Blueskyism you could do a lot worse than “arriving at the airport 3+ hours early to a domestic flight and getting upset other people don’t”
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
the thing about entering the period of crisis is that you don’t know what comes out
Like I think a good compromise is that the boss has to be frothing at the mouth to count, so maybe the fascists but not Stalin
Hope is to put NRSC on the defensive there
The poll was I thing 47-44 R
oddly enough Hong Xiuquan won the bidding
We‘ll fight for the gospel,
We’ll honor his name
You can build social housing with the market if developers are dumb. Here in Philly failed projects get bought cheap by the housing authority
🚨 ATTN "THE PITT" IDIOTS 🚨
HIGH QUALITY "THE PITT" SHIT TO LOOK AT:
youtu.be/ML0L20VOE2g
mamdani is a social democrat which is a type of socialist which is a type of liberal
You’re gonna get chanced for this
Mr Claude please make the LLM Tgat Tells You To Fuck Off I will pay you one shiny quarter
Average defense contractor: “we support THE MISSION. We build cool shit for the troops, which we love. Our customers are the best.”
Palantir: “The hour draws nigh upon which if we do not act quickly women and children will be maimed by the forces of so-called ‘pluralism.’”
Bouncing on that philosophical perspective regarding human nature
Tbf my synagogue did this because it almost ripped the congregation in twain
there's a pervasive belief on here among combative people with cartoon avatars that any criticisms they receive are because of their marginalized identities and not because they're at the party acting rude while dressed like donald duck
today I was pooped on by a bird, then angrily cursed the sky and pointed to the chicken i was grilling. "you're next motherfucker"
I find it sort of funny but also vaguely disturbing how an appreciable percentage of this site is composed of people who will speak with extreme eloquence about their opposition to state and market limitation on consumption of pornography and also uhhhh literally no other political subject of note.
eh that’s a lot of them. The defining quality of glonzae is that they can’t be solved because they to a first approximation do not actually exist. Corporations buying all the houses is a Glonzo, the immigrant crime crisis is a Glonzo, Israel demolishing houses in the OPT is real
Not a Glonzo if it’s the smart position
I increasingly think that the political-economy/political-psychology way around people being furious about 'freeloaders' is trivial charge at point of service rather than free at point of service for universal services. like it costing $10 to go to the doctor, that kind of thing.
fundraising is different, that’s statehouse qualification
THIS MAP IS AI-GENERATED
Tangent: Different cities' cultural approaches to literacy are kinda wild. I grew up in Seattle where everyone had bookcases in their living-rooms but literary references were rare. I moved to LA where nobody seemed to own books but everyone was clearly reading a *lot* of them.
we couldn’t make it public because the App Store restriction meant it needed to run off-device via a browser and we need to conserve server resources. my brother is a real computer whiz
Look he’s pricing in the king revealing that he’s Muslim in 2029