we are getting close to the perfect temperature in which to revel (72°)

DENVER, EVENTUALLY WE MUST REVEL IN SPRING'S MOTHERFUCKING MAJESTY AND LO, MAYBE WE DO THAT THIS WEEK? IT'S NOT PERFECT BUT IT'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD. TAKE A GANDER, TELL ME WHAT U THINK:

SUN: 73°/41°
MON: 81°/47°
TUE: 84°/54°
WED: 83°/47°
THU: 67°/39°
FRI: 58°/34°

DENVER SHIT'S CURRENTLY FUCKED IT BUT IT WON'T BE FUCKED FOREVER. THIS IS ALWAYS TRUE OF COURSE, UNTIL IT ISN'T AND BY THEN IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY. BRING ON THE PLATITUDES, MOTHERFUCKS... ASK ME IF I CARE.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
FRI: 39°/28° SNOW, SOMEHOW
SAT: 59°/33°
SUN: 74°/40°

wtf is this shit

JUST WANT TO POINT OUT THE ALLITERATION (SMORGASBORD / SPRING / SHIT, FOLLOWED BY WAFTING / WAY) IN MY POST TODAY, THAT'S SOME NEXT-LEVEL POETIC ISH FROM YOURS TRULY. GET YOURSELF A WEATHER POSTER WHO ALLITERATES "SMORGASBORD" IN A SENTENCE GET IT RIGHT HERE

DENVER WE'VE GOT A SMORGASBORD OF SPRING SHIT WAFTING OUR WAY, WHICH INCLUDES A CHANCE OF MOTHERFUCKING SNOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT. YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

SUN: 75°
MON: 73°/44° WINDY
TUE: 60°/40° P.M. RAIN
WED: 69°/44° NICE
THU: 76°/38° ACTUALLY NICE
FRI: 43°/27° BRRR WET MAYBE SNOW

were

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Official Video) [4K Remaster] YouTube video by Gnarls Barkley Official

LET'S GET THIS FRIDAY GOING www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4j...

...that was nice... for the 30 hours it lasted

DENVER, WE HAVE GOT SOME DAMN NEAR PERFECT WEATHER HEADING OUR WAY, BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE IT REALLY DOES, SO FUCKIN PRETTY.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 67°/47° BEAUTY
SAT: 77°/46° REAL NICE
SUN: 77°/47° LOVING IT

ROCKIES HAVE A NON-LOSING RECORD FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2022

and again, this won't last forever, but for now: bsky.app/profile/did:...

the rockies had two four-game winning "streaks" last year, and none lasted more than that. if the rockies make it five in a row they probably deserve a downtown parade or some shit, right?

sorry about all the Rockies posts, futility excites me

last year it took the Colorado Rockies two months to piece together a win streak. this year it took them two weeks AND IF THAT'S NOT PROGRESS I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT THIS YEAR BOYS WE'RE GOING PLACES

lol I may have jinxed it

…how long has it been since the Rockies pieced together a win streak this early in the season? I know the game isn’t over yet and I know it would only be a two game win streak but it’s an honest question.

SPRING IS... NICE bsky.app/profile/denv...

ROCKIES ARE ACTUALLY AHEAD... NICE

DENVER I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. THE COMING WEEK IS JUST EXCEPTIONALLY, EXCEEDINGLY, CONSISTENTLY... NICE.

SUN: 69°
MON: 69°
TUE: 71°
WED: 73°
THU: 69°
FRI: 69°

genuinely curious if the furries (hi furry friends) are going to latch onto this thread or not

this is revenge for all the C-'s i got in creative writing

[gets hurled into hell's fiery bowels][buncha demons fucking][fist-bumps satan][says hi to antonin scalia][neverending searing pain] THE END

[decides it's time to go home][a fissure opens in the sidewalk][the fissure turns into a gaping volcanic maw][swallowed alive] SPRING AAUGGHHHHHH

[motherfucking lava flows down mt. evans' slopes][other peaks get in on that action][lava fucking everywhere] SPRING I'M SCARED

[lions mount the ostriches][giraffes mount the lions][un-fucked elephants mount giraffes][in the distance, mt. evans erupts] SPRING NOOOOOOO

[makes it to Colfax][herd of elephants stampeding][bison chasing elephants][flock of feral ostriches humping the bison] SPRING MAKE IT STOP

[walks over to Colfax instead][mad copulation everywhere][even the trees aren't safe][fears for self] SPRING YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL

[goes toward the park][walks past a pack of engorged coyotes][slowly turns around, walks the other way] SPRING YOU'RE GETTING WEIRD

[heads to the corner shop][greets the friendly beasts][stares incredulously at a pug humping the shit out of a cat] um, SPRING.