Idk if that's it but I bet they wouldn't hurt!!

I think it involves melted peanut butter and rice krispies but it ISN'T just that so what is it ???

Going insane because I'm craving a specific food but don't know what it is

Just finished rescheduling my dental cleaning for the third time, after a nine-month waitlist and botching the paperwork twice. Hope springs eternal.

I wish I spoke bird. I'd like to offer feedback on some of the nesting locations I'm seeing this spring.

Ahoy!

(Ironically, forgot to make time to the bookstore today because I'm really struggling with the whole concept of time at the moment)

🚨 New Solvej Balle day!! 🚨

Edouard Boubat, Stanislas at the Window, France, 1973.

big day today, the Baltimore Seed Commons project I am part of has officially opened Baltimore's first seed bank providing free seeds to any and all! Find the stocked seed cabinet inside St Luke's Church in Hampden whenever they are open and take what you'll use 💚 seed donations welcome too xoxox

Was being so very calm and normal about all the Lanc-cast-ters and Plain button nonsense in this week’s Witness Blank Check and then they started calling Galadriel a wood-elf and I think this episode might have been developed in a lab to make me sign up for a Reddit account

The 2026 Baltimore Book Festival has been on my calendar since last September, by comparison, and I'm probably not even going to be able to go.

I consider myself relatively well-informed on bookish/lit news and events around town, but for the third year running I've only seen a CityLit brochure/schedule roughly 24 hrs before the event is supposed to start. Maybe I'm just ootl or not following the right people, but idk

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

"“What if other things change though?”

“Well, everything is always changing,” I reassured him, in that way only fathers can fail at."

This sounds REALLY cool and I'd love to learn about something like this in Baltimore:

A shady garden with pink tulips and blue starflower.

Pink redbud blossoms against a blue sky

Late afternoon in the neighborhood

These are just wonderful:

"She opens the door and sees a small white cat with a black spot on its head resembling parted hair and black markings on its feet resembling boots. It walks in and fixes itself a martini."

Driving in Baltimore must be so fun if you're stupid. Walking into work I watched a retired cop car drive the wrong way up the Cathedral St bike lane, turn onto Franklin, and then turn the wrong way down Park Ave.

A page from Jenny Diski’s book “Stranger on a Train,” with the section: “Somehow I was surprised to see them out and about, though I shouldn't have been, because Hollywood has included the Amish in its shadow story of America, and, in Witness, precisely travelling by train. Still, the point of Amish in a movie, even if they are in Grand Central Station and observing a murder, is that they are Amish and their being out of their usual context was the axis of the plot. But here their unreality was startling.”

Reading Jenny Diski’s “Stranger on a Train” and we’ve got a Peter Weir’s WITNESS mention 🚨

A small peony plant with a tiny bud, surrounded by a leafy spring garden bed.

I did SCOOCH the leaves, a little, just to make sure my perennials are happy. 🌼

My adjoining neighbors mulched their garden and it looks so nice and I am seriously debating a sign or something so people know I am leaving the leaves On Purpose For The Pollinators and this is why my garden looks Like This and it is GOOD, REALLY

Unfortunately during my appeal I would presumably have to pronounce "pain au chocolate" in front of a french person, after which I would almost definitely be guillotine'd

Had a really annoying morning, decided to treat myself to a pastry, and ended up spending more than $5 on a pain au chocolate that could fit in the palm of my hand. Surely this is grounds for France to consider my asylum case.

The building where I worked was demolished ten years ago, so there's no way it's ghosts........... right?

For a few weeks I've been working on a short essay about my first job and ever since, all of a sudden, I've been getting multiple spam calls a day from that same small town.

So is my order canceled, or... ?

Yes, it's so wonderful to see!!

A sunny patch of white and yellow daffodils.

A patch of yellow daffodils, with Cylburn mansion in the background.

A lovely, large swath of yellow daffodils.

A field of yellow daffodils at Cylburn Arboretum.

Daffodil report: CODE YELLOW @ CYLBURN and a lovely day for it!!

Hell yeah I've read Mavis Gallant, all my homies love Mavis Gallant