this might seem extreme but i think listening to a bill simmons podcast should get you thrown in jail

let's fucking go

Does he have any problematic tattoos?

i think he looks like Dana Carvey with a rash

this is awesome. towards the end he writes "i am sending a copy of this letter to the UN secretary general" and i can't stop laughing at the idea of him making someone on his staff put this post on letterhead

Mac Jones headed to the IR with dumb ass #49ers

I like their chances against the Saints but after this week I don’t think it looks good

:(

When you want to be racist but you accidentally reveal that you regularly finger your own anus and don't wash your hands:

that is a very unfortunate name to have

This sucks

would be great if him golfing to prove he is alive and healthy caused him to have a stroke or a heart attack i'd even settle for diarrhea

the mask reboot this country deserves

i wish people used the word "gibbersh" more often i also feel this way about "drivel" and "horseshit"

Do the Giants know it’s ok to score more than 4 runs in a game?

Must Shit NOW

YOU did this to me

the Giants are ass

Let Verlander go the distance!

Zach Bryan at Golden Gate Park: What to know before you go Zach Bryan and Kings of Leon will headline the next installment of the Golden Gate Park Concerts series in what promises to be one of San Francisco’s biggest live music events of 2025.

What to know? His music sucks and it's sole purpose is to sell pick up trucks

this post has gotten me 5,000 more followers

being in the bay area i'm not normally jealous of the bands and shows other cities get but damn

real carjackers don't use weapons they just yell at the driver until they give up their car

love to be the sixty fifth thousand seven hundred and third account you follow

i'm not sure what "push back" looks like but the smart thing to do would be to make the connection between crime and poverty or they could just shit the bed

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i don't wear my seatbelt while i'm jacking off in my car cause i don't want to get jizz on the seatbelt which can happen if i get car jacked while jacking off in my car my name is Johnsteve