Software is just the beginning.
Already EU countries are in talks for a united army and plans underway to invade and pacify the religions fanatics and paedophiles in the US before the can wreak more havoc.
I'm may have made some of that last bit up. But it's a safe bet...
Ah come in, please sit down.
What's this about?
Well, Tuesday, I feel like it should be later in the week. I'm eager for Friday end of play.
I'm Tuesday though.
No, I get that. But isn't there something you could do to speed things up?
No.
Cunt.
What?
Nothing.
I want HR in this meeting.
THE funniest thing about the current crop of tech bruh fash is how weak and unthreatening they are. Slapped with a damp flannel would floor this fantasist fuckwhistle
Christ on a fucking bike but Mahmood looks like a cross between the worst Harry Potter terf you could ever meet and those dribblers that turn up to Tommy Robinson marches with 6 cans of stella and a piss soaked nylon St George's flag draped over their sloping shoulders...
Tucker Carlson looks like the sorta guy who'd go down a storm with Volcano gods were he chucked into an active one
Tax dodging sack of shit Richard Tice of Reform UK Ltd cunts shares fake, but shockingly accurate, footage of Reform UK voters...
This is a difficult thread but if you know anyone that's anti-vax stick it under their nose and insist they read it.
God but I hate people who get their "both sides" medical opinions from FaceBook
Hielo thar English speake good hat alle?
My god but Labour are really cheaping out on the sock puppets.
My insider at Musk Inc tells me Elon won't be attending as he's striding up and down in front of a mirror, naked from the waist down, snorting ket, throwing Nazi salutes and shouting at his army of monkey butlers "Where's my self driving car to wank me off?!".
My White House insider tells me Donald Trump is currently being distracted by a staffer with a laser pen, like a cat except far less petable, so that they can get on with attempting to unfuck the Strait of Hormuz
Breaking! The Met Police are reopening The Ripper investigation with Olly Robins as prime suspect. The absolute heinous bastard tripping Sir Kay up like that. What a fucking cunt. The deep state has got to him. Bet he's mates with Prince Paedo too.
Bollocks. Starmer is coasting. With his massive majority he could have made real strides toward tackling inequality in all it's many forms. Instead we've got yet another far-right, bag of shite, Gov.
Fuck Starmer. This party is nothing to do with Labour. Fuck them all.
Reports that Grandpa Dribble wanted to use nukes are entirely believable. The hideous paedophile, rapist conman is scum. We're relying on the strength & decency of US military top brass to keep the orange sack of shit from destroying the planet.
Cheap eggs huh Independent voters, fucking morons.
Trump: US will not lift Hormuz blockade until deal made with Iran
Iran: ROTFL you lot STILL haven't taken away Grandpa Paedo's phone?
BBC News screenshot King honours his 'darling Mama', the late Queen, on her centenary
Soul sucking vampire, King Chuck 3.0, leaves coffin to gibber about his dead mother in Psycho homage
Labour Party UK: What we need is more freaks taking billions from the National Health Service.
Advisor: Er Brits LOVE the NHS that's an election losing strategy.
Labour Party UK: I said more freaks! Preferably a billionaire who's too stupid to get Lord of the Rings and helps genocide.
Advisor: :/
Terry Combover, noted misogynist who loved talking about breasts and getting chimps to paint, changed his name to Desmond Morris in order to be taken more seriously and for a brief period of time people didn't think he was a tosser.
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Watch the whole episode here:
Your handy cuntout and keep guide to how the world views the current US President:
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Hideous, moronic & laughable arse hat
That, right there at the very bottom, is paedophile Donald Trump.
This week on Question Time election special we ask successful businessman & Deputy Leader of Reform UK Ltd Richard Tice: "Only Sir Nigel Farage, Duke of Clacton, can save us the country and Make Britain Great Again. True or false?".
BBC News screenshot Phones to be banned in schools by law in England, government says
Breaking! Children found to be in violation of the phone ban will be dressed in white frocks with a circlet of flowers in their hair and sent to Mar-a-Lago as a blood sacrifice in the hope of placating the paedophiles running fascist MAGA America, a Government spokesperson said.
It's outrageous that this government won't consider public ownership of water
Did Peter Mandelson lobby Steve Reed on this?
Mandelson is co-founder of lobbying firm Global Counsel, privatised water was a client
We want to see the Reed/Mandelson messages
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Kevin Starmer knocked it out of the park.
I said way back appointing Mandy would come back & bite an here we are.
Do I believe Sir K? No.
I also don't think it'll shift the needle much.
It does however speak loudly of politics as usual, which when facing down fascism is weak fucking sauce
#VoteGreen
Love this description of AI.
Starmer could literally become Emperor of the World if at 3.30pm he strides out confidently, shits in a small bucket shaped like a castle and uses it to beat M'lud Mandy round the head until dead.
'never knowingly mislead the public'
keir starmer lies. that's what he does.
this was posted by @saulstaniforth.bsky.social on his twitter feed back in 2023.
starmer has only lied more, and more, and more since then.
he even promies self-id for trans ppl in here and we all know what he says now.
Cups of tea are named after Derek Tea, a right filthy bitch, who loved being slurped.
London’s Marble Arch, a triad of arches
Apropos of nothing, did you know London’s Marble Arch is not a victory type thing, but actually was designed as the entrance to a renovated Buckingham Palace? The architect was fired after this for being too extravagant and ballooning the renovation cost to an insane amount
Breaking! Extraordinary scenes outside of No 10 as Prime Minister Starmer is physically beating Lord Mandelson whilst shouting "You bastard, you lying scumbag bastard!".
On duty police officers attempted to intervene but were chased off by Larry (Downing Street's official mouser) the cat.