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Zoologist and author Desmond Morris dies aged 98 Morris, who was also a surrealist painter and broadcaster, was best known for his 1967 book The Naked Ape.

Terry Combover, noted misogynist who loved talking about breasts and getting chimps to paint, changed his name to Desmond Morris in order to be taken more seriously and for a brief period of time people didn't think he was a tosser.
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How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good
How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

Watch the whole episode here:

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a close up of donald trump 's face wearing a suit and tie Alt: a close up of Donald Trump's bloated orange face eyebrow shrugging. He's in his trade mark suit and overcoat, wearing a suit and tie

Your handy cuntout and keep guide to how the world views the current US President:

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Hideous, moronic & laughable arse hat

That, right there at the very bottom, is paedophile Donald Trump.

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This week on Question Time election special we ask successful businessman & Deputy Leader of Reform UK Ltd Richard Tice: "Only Sir Nigel Farage, Duke of Clacton, can save us the country and Make Britain Great Again. True or false?".

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Phones to be banned in schools by law in England, government says

BBC News screenshot Phones to be banned in schools by law in England, government says

Breaking! Children found to be in violation of the phone ban will be dressed in white frocks with a circlet of flowers in their hair and sent to Mar-a-Lago as a blood sacrifice in the hope of placating the paedophiles running fascist MAGA America, a Government spokesperson said.

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Open letter to Steve Reed MP: who has been controlling our water industry? You can make sure that this letter reaches Steve Reed by sending it to him via email at steve.

It's outrageous that this government won't consider public ownership of water

Did Peter Mandelson lobby Steve Reed on this?

Mandelson is co-founder of lobbying firm Global Counsel, privatised water was a client

We want to see the Reed/Mandelson messages
weownit.org.uk/news/open-le...

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Kevin Starmer knocked it out of the park.
I said way back appointing Mandy would come back & bite an here we are.
Do I believe Sir K? No.
I also don't think it'll shift the needle much.
It does however speak loudly of politics as usual, which when facing down fascism is weak fucking sauce
#VoteGreen

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Love this description of AI.

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Starmer could literally become Emperor of the World if at 3.30pm he strides out confidently, shits in a small bucket shaped like a castle and uses it to beat M'lud Mandy round the head until dead.

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'never knowingly mislead the public'

keir starmer lies. that's what he does.

this was posted by @saulstaniforth.bsky.social on his twitter feed back in 2023.

starmer has only lied more, and more, and more since then.

he even promies self-id for trans ppl in here and we all know what he says now.

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Cups of tea are named after Derek Tea, a right filthy bitch, who loved being slurped.

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London’s Marble Arch, a triad of arches

London’s Marble Arch, a triad of arches

Apropos of nothing, did you know London’s Marble Arch is not a victory type thing, but actually was designed as the entrance to a renovated Buckingham Palace? The architect was fired after this for being too extravagant and ballooning the renovation cost to an insane amount

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king of the hill is holding a pool cue in his hand Alt: king of the hill is holding a golf club in his hand

Breaking! Extraordinary scenes outside of No 10 as Prime Minister Starmer is physically beating Lord Mandelson whilst shouting "You bastard, you lying scumbag bastard!".
On duty police officers attempted to intervene but were chased off by Larry (Downing Street's official mouser) the cat.

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You either want Elon Musk's child pornography and CSAM engine gratifying needle dick fascists or you don't.

Eggs, cracked, omelette and that...

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As Trump screws the UK with tariffs and makes the cost of living crisis hit even harder with his Strait of Hormuz idiocy it's important to stress the international links between far-right scammers like Nigel Farage and paedophile Donald Trump

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Sir Nigel Farage, Duke of Clacton, man of the people and anti establishment warrior at a tea party with billionaire Murdoch.

Question: Are Reform UK voters born or made thick AF?

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Heads up lads & lasses we've got a live Trump licker here

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Fred and Rose West are HUGE Nigel Farage Reform UK Ltd fans, supporters and voters.

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Balkonkraftwerk: Germany's Free Solar Program
Balkonkraftwerk: Germany's Free Solar Program YouTube video by Happy Eco News

More than a million German renters are generating their own clean electricity — not with rooftop solar, but with two panels plugged into a regular wall outlet on their balcony. No electrician. No permits. No landlord permission required.
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Top brass handing Derek Trump a cup and ball and kicking the stupid cunt outside to play while they plan shit is THE least surprising thing I'll read about that orange fuckwhit today.

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My IRGC insider tells me, as Trumps begs like a dog for this new round of negotiations, MAGA in Iran now means...

Make
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US negotiators to return to Pakistan for talks as Trump repeats threat to Iran's infrastructure

BBC News screenshot US negotiators to return to Pakistan for talks as Trump repeats threat to Iran's infrastructure

Derek Trump to send yet more utterly unqualified or suitable flying MAGA monkey morons from his fascist regime of fuckwhits to be humiliated on the world stage by Iran in Pakistan.

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a painting by pamelachougne shows a snake Alt: a painting by pamelachougne shows a snake. a medieval illustration animated of a ball with a face bouncing from left to right

There is zero credible evidence that William the Conqueror ever played conkers.

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Yes the old man is clearly a fucking moron BUT so are a large part of the UK electorate. Labour haven't implemented enough radical change needed to address a country wildly imbalanced towards wealth & corps. Tinkering at the edges and carrying on pretty much as before will usher in Reform
#VoteGreen

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Your handy guide to understanding what's happening in Iran & the Strait of Hormuz:

President Donald Trump is a moron.

Seriously, that's it.

A scrofulous chimp with a twig fishing for grubs in a rotten log could outthink him. He's so fucking stupid he makes belly button fluff look like Notre-Dame.

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Starmer would have blocked Mandelson over vetting failure, ministers say

BBC News screenshot Starmer would have blocked Mandelson over vetting failure, ministers say

Oh STFU Starmer!
Everyone know Mandelson was appointed BECAUSE of his shared links with paedo Trump.
This is, rightly, turning into a horrendous shitshow because it goes to the heart of Labour being utterly dishonest. They don't give a fuck about victims, they don't give a fuck about us.
#VoteGreen

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Get your tickets NOW for CPAC Great Britain and meet the pillars of Conservatism: Traitors, Paedos, Tax dodgers AND friends of paedos!

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Off out to get wasted with Lord Mandy. Sure sure he's an utter slime ball that's balls deep in an international ring of ruling class predators and paedophiles but what can I say I love it when he pisses in the street.

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Labour is no longer a party on the left of British politics.

Under Labour the children of Holocaust survivors are being rounded up and arrested for daring to peacefully protest against Israel.

Far right fascism in plain sight.

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Always struck me as fucked up that what it takes to curb excessive power consumption is people dropping dead & some gross child rapist kicking off a war for shits and giggles.
There was never any excuse for remote working to end beyond the owners of office buildings taking a hit on their investment.

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