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Posts by Magic Lasso (they/them)

The person with the thin hair was always coming into the beauty school where I taught with photos of the full haired gurls and expecting a student to make that happen for them 🙄

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I still remember visiting a friend in Portland who was friends with Donna and Jody and had an advanced cassette of the album. He played it for me and I was entranced and obsessed. Bought the vinyl the second it came out and love it still.

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Moby is a fucking moron.

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My friend told me over and over again that I HAD to see it. He even paid for my ticket. I distinctly remember being so bored and after they hit the iceberg like 45 minutes go by and I was like “WHY ARENT THEY ALL DEAD YET THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!!!”

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Not sure if this counts, but after having surgery for kidney stones (They were too big to pass! Fun!) I was told to watch my salt/sodium intake.

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Hey, wanted to wish you a happy birthday! I hope it’s the Blaguest! 🖤⛓️🖤⛓️ xo Chriso

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To be fair, Madonna walked so Gwen could run and Ariana could sprint like the Flash.

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I still haven’t seen it, but a Crowns On 45 song was based on the movie with lyrics largely written by our keyboardist Hillary who loved the film.

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Gold meowdal winner!

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Life has been a rough slog lately, but tonight I got to see and hear Roddy Bottum read from his new memoir, which was truly a joy. Also these photos are proof that we’re basically a couple now. You heard it here first! 😆

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That show was so glorious and way too short-lived.

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I wish!! 🤩🤩🤩

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🔥🔥🔥

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Don’t want to be on social media very much at all, but just thought I’d share that if I release another album it’ll be called ‘Kristi Noem Shoukd Be Shot Into The Sun.’

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8000% more made up statistics

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My last work day of 2025 and I really had to earn every fucking second of my weekend. Be incredibly gracious, thankful and humble to service workers tomorrow or your New Year will be eternally cursed. ✨✨✨✨✨

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So you’re saying you don’t like generosity? Wow.

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One Van Morrison is already too much 🤣

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You’ll pay for putting that song in my head 😂

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I never knew a thing about her other than hair. Ugh.

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Best Xmas movie

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I’ve been obsessed since it came out!

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This is one of the best cover versions ever forever.

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Exclusive: S.F. drag club Oasis saved with multimillion-dollar gift The LGBTQ cabaret and club was slated to shutter after New Year’s Eve, but will now continue, Oasis owner D’Arcy Drollinger confirmed, calling it “a Christmas miracle.”

This is fantastic news! So happy for aSan Francisco and everyone involved in Oasis!!!

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What a wretched song

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Lotta mixed signals between the pictures of eyes and their captions 😆

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This is fantastic!

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