I should know so much less about my friends sex lives. And yet

It’s a physical impossibility to not caption this “oh whale”

I built a job in music PR on twitter, then when I moved on from that I found my queer community on twitter in a direct way and also in a roundabout way. I’m currently on holiday with 5 friends, one of whom I wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for twitter.

Bury me in the canaries with a bottle of honey rum

Gross

2 bulging bags for £41 is actually impressive these days haha

See you opening night London harry

Right? I have to believe they’ve never taken DB and have just assumed it must be good hahah

One of my colleagues at work the other day insisted German trains were amazing and so I should fly to Berlin and train to Leipzig rather than fly to Frankfurt and then fly from there. I was like “have you ever got a German train?? They are always late??” Anyway I’m about to fly to Frankfurt 😂

I’m loving it

Ahhhh that makes more sense then!

I’m surprised at no NYC. A friend and I were hoping for an MSG residency again

No I just meant you/whoever replied checking everywhere. I’m happy London was a yes tho

Every city 😂 I love it

😂 I really wonder how the nhl is gonna respond to the long game

You know you’re queer when your non binary queer fam bake you banana loaf for your birthday and deliver it in this bag

Made by the creator of shoresy so close ;)

Wonderful choice! It’s my birthday week too and I fully intend on treating myself on the day on Wednesday

Hopefully I’ll get at least one event in Barcelona this year!

Haha I travel so much for work which is usually fine, but the food in Germany and in the states always kills me and I’m often travelling for weeks at a time. Give me a nice trip to Spain or Croatia anytime 😂

Having spent at least 2 weeks a year in cologne for the past 3 years as well as many other German work trips, you are so right in that opinion

Oh god I looked it up and it was in leipzig where I have to go for work in 2 weeks. What other culinary crimes will I be subjected to??

Carnbonara AND falafel on PIZZA? Jesus take the wheel

I need someone to do a Shane/ilya edit to home by one direction

Happy new year babe! Hold on to the memories they will hold on to you

Ended up making best friends with my friends new boyfriend and we spent an hour talking about how much we love this show

Happy new year darling, it’s been a pleasure following you this year ❤️ you’re a wonderful light on my timeline

I’m sat at dinner pre new years and it’s a really lovely night surrounded by some very good friends and also some nice acquaintances, and yet after 2 days of doing nothing but watch and read heated rivalry, I am sat here thinking about gay hockey

Shush, all capricorns are hot ;)